Hey Freak!

I went to take my husband to lunch today-got to go to the New Sensations/Digital Sin headquarters in lovely Chatsworth, CA!! As I entered the building, I noticed something...it SMELLED like my hubby's old work in Vegas (an adult dvd website). Not like lube or ass or anything...more like plastic. And it was dark-WAY DARK. Yes, there was a big dildo on someone's desk. I got to see Nova's movie debut-stunning to say the least-she is beautiful. I thought my scenes were cool too-I looked like a real newsperson-even with the fake eyelashes.

Whether anyone knows it or not, I work in a Mall. Scarey stuff, BELIEVE ME. I just ordered shoes online-is that blasphemous? Am I betraying my own (for platform sandals)? Your thoughts???

I don't want anybody else. Cause when I think about you I touch myself.

I have a theory. I think women masturbate more than men and just don't admit it. Seriously, if you think about it, women can masturbate and no one will ever know. We don't leave evidence, if you know what I mean. Plus, we are physically capable of having sex more times in a night than a man. Is it directly related to whether or not you're in a relationship? I don't think so, but that's just me. I think it's a good thing anytime. So give it up, how often do you have a little "ME" time? I think I can prove my theory correct.

Blog owner's note: this was not posted by me, but by a guest poster, way back when, and it when I imported my old archives, it assigned me as the author. So, don't go thinking that I'm a woman, or that I have a theory about women and their masturbation habits. I'm as in the dark about that subject than anyone.

Ok, got the written spank from the NerdMan (yes I said NerdMan) about posts being noteworthy or not. Can I just say that I feel pretty damn clever that I can even get this to work??? WOOHAH!!!!!!! GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK!! Anyway, not that it matters, but I am not all that computer friendly-just barely learned to download music and make my own cds-lame yes, call me a late bloomer-or a blonde. Whatever. And I have run-on sentances, get used to it. A question-when everyone out here in Nerdland started downloading music did you just expect all those songs to just be there-or is it just me? I never thought it would be so hard to find "Platform One" by King. Sigh.

Ok, is this working? I hope so, or I will feel like the biggest ASS EVER. Obviously this is NOT Mike-he would already know if this worked. It's Stace, or Stacy Pornstar (thanks Mikey). He told me I could have a shot at getting my blog on, so here it goes. I will be back when I actually have something noteworthy to say.

Yeah, I know, it was Willem Dafoe in that movie with Madonna, not Tom Berenger. So I'm a dumbass. Will you spank me now?

...face to face....damn, i don't remember the rest of the words. i was going to lead out with a sentimental song for allllll you lovers out there, but seeing as how i've failed pallously in doing so, i'll just begin by shouting out HEY! I'M SPACEGRRRRRL! my mission is to bring dehydrated space cheese new meaning in your life.

here we go here we go here we go now

and to balance out the lust factor...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh kate winslet....