Some may argue that a burrito may indeed be a weapon... like, a weapon of "gas" destruction. Or something. Anyways, this was my favorite line:
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.
You know what's really funny? The fact that they took the time to detail exactly what was in the burrito... as if a bean burrito would be easier to recognize or something.
(link from Keith)
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