So, I figured it'd be me and a bunch of old farts and stuffed shirts... well, there were these three total babes (all from the same company... I wonder if that company is hiring?) there. Two of them were dressed pretty businesslike, but still sexy. The other one was a bit more skankified... really short skirt, borderline fuck-me pumps.
They all sat in the front row. During one of the question and answer sessions, they all stood up to ask their questions. This is where it gets.... bizarre? Weird? One of those things. Anyway, so they're asking their questions, and... well, you know how sometimes, when you want to listen to something more intently, you lean forward across the table, so you're closer? Yeah. Well, they all did that. They were basically mooning the entire room. It was hilarious - I didn't want to get caught staring, so I kept looking at the what everybody else was doing, and you could totally tell that they too were trying not to get caught staring. But with those perfect asses practically winking back at us, you couldn't take your eyes off.
Now, dude. Listen to this. The one with the short skirt had a question, and she leaned even farther forward to hear the answer (did I mention that the acoustics in the room were fine?), and her skirt rode up. Like, up up. No underwear, either. The goods were on display. Freakin' thank gawd I had my phone on me. I can take pictures with the phone closed, so nobody really knows I'm taking pictures.
You know where I'm going with this, right?
You're gonna fuckin' love me for this...
