OK, we've done the bar jokes. Let's try our hand at... Grosser than Gross jokes. Yes, I feel like I'm 12 again.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Sitting on the bottom floor of a two-story outhouse.
Who the hell would make a two-story outhouse, anyways? That sounds like something out of Dilbert... where the top floor is the CEO's bathroom, and the bottom floor is where the rest of us sit. But, I digress.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a pube.
You turn. Leave your favorite/least favorite Grosser than Gross jokes. We could all use a laugh, even if it makes us sick.
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