Hey Freak!

OK, so there's a music meme that's slowly been making the rounds (or, is it everywhere already? I'm so out of it). It seemed kinda silly the first time I saw it, but since cool folks like Becki and CK have done it, well... I'm all about getting on the bandwagon. I'll be rooting for George Mason this weekend, too. But, I digress.

So. The meme. It asks questions, you put your media player on "shuffle" and let it answer the questions. No cheating. Sure, a lot of it won't make sense, but some of them are funny anyway.

How does the world see you?
Sailing (Christopher Cross). I dunno. What do you think? Am I sailing?

Will I have a happy life?
Heaven is a Halfpipe (OPM). Apparently, I have to learn to skate in order to have a happy life.

What do my friends really think of me?
Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer (Bud Light Commercial). Ah, the perils of shuffle. But it's funny, especially given that I have a full head of hair, but I voluntarily shave it bald. No, really! And it's one of my favorites of the "Real American Heroes" ads. "Made of space age fibers, it can repel anything - rain, wind, snow, and especially young women." Classic. Listen for yourself.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Going Down to Buckeye (Phunk Junkeez). See what I mean about things not making sense?

How can I make myself happy?
Horn Dog (Overseer). Been there. Done that.

What should I do with my life?
Insane in the Brain (Cypress Hill). Already doing it.

Will I ever have children?
When I Come Around (Green Day). "Come around" to maturity is what that means, I guess.

What is some good advice for me?
Cum on Feel the Noize (Quiet Riot). Given the spelling, this could get messy.

How will I be remembered?
Hard Habit to Break (Chicago). Aw, being without me takes a lot of getting used to? Eh, you should learn to live with it.

What is my signature song?
Best of My Love (Emotions). I can live with this. Whoaooh-whoa-oo. You've got the best of my love.

What do I think my current theme song is?
Boom Boom Boom (Outhere Brothers). Dude, serious. I did not plan this. Now let me hear you say way-oh.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Good Times (Chic). These. Are. The. Good times.

What song will play at my funeral?
Just Can't Get Enough (Depeche Mode). I don't know if this is good or bad.

What type of men/women do I like?
Love Will Keep Us Together (Captain and Tenille). Um. OK.

What is my day going to be like?
Let's Groove (Earth, Wind & Fire). I like that. Let's groove.