Hey Freak!

OK, so I went to the store with Joelle tonight. When we got back to her place, I got all ready to park on the street. The street isn't that wide; like, barely big enough to fit two cars going in opposite directions, with street parking on both sides. So, I pull forward to park in this spot, and... this lady pulls up behind me, trying to get through. But the fucking dumbass got right on my ass, so that I couldn't back in to parallel park. After a few seconds of shouting "What the fuck?" from both of us, she turned her car to the side like she was going to drive past me. It was a tight fit, but I think she could have made it. But alas, no. She just sat there, making it almost impossible to turn my car in reverse and park. And she just sat there. I rolled down my window and yelled "Fucking move!" And she just sat there. She couldn't fucking wait 5 seconds for me to park, and now she's moved so that it's hard for me to turn or do anything. And she just sat there.

I started yelling for her to either back up or just go past, so I could get along with parking, but no. She just sat there.

And then... she pulled out her phone to make a call. Now, she's blocking traffic, not wanting to move because she's an impatient cunt, and now she's on the phone. So I fucking went off. "Move your fucking car, you stupid fucking bitch!" I tried to make sure to yell it loud enough so that the person she was on the phone with would hear me, but she had her music cranked, so I don't know if that worked.

After a minute of yelling at her, I decided fuck it, and try to park anyway. If her nice Benz gets hit, then so fucking be it. Because the bitch couldn't wait 5 seconds for me to park. Yeah, I said that before, but I wanted to reiterate the point, because goddamn it, all she had to do was wait 5 seconds and I would've been done. But she felt compelled to drag out the situation for a couple of minutes, totally blocking traffic.

I was barely able to make it past her (in reverse, on a pretty steep incline. did I mention that before?) and the bitch sped off before I could get her plate number. In hindsight, I wish I would have just sat there for a little bit longer, just so SHE'D have to make the first move, and if there was a collision, it'd be HER fault. Fucking cunt. I mean, I know it's a pain when someone in front of you is trying to parallel park, but goddamn, at least I give the person a chance. At least I know not to get right up on their ass when I see the reverse lights. It's called courtesy. And not enough people practice it.

Oh, and sorry for all the cussing, but the dumbass shit-eating cunt deserves it.