Oh, sure, yesterday, I had a huge ass blog post composed in my head, and thought "Eh, I'll just blog it tomorrow." And, of course, I haven't the faintest idea what I was gonna talk about. How Maria Sharapova is every bit as hot as Anna Kournikova, except she actually
wins tournaments? No, that's not it. How it's funny that everybody equates the San Diego Chargers with bad drafts (hello, Ryan Leaf), but they don't remember that in 2001, they had the first pick and traded
down to get LaDainian Tomlinson and also landed Drew Brees that year... oh, and the first pick? The pick that everybody said San Diego should have taken? The pick everyone wanted? Michael Vick. I'll bet nobody questions that trade now... but that's not what I was gonna talk about, either. So, instead, you just get... more battles. Same as always, no reasoning necessary (unless you want to), just pick one. Ready?
- Battle of the TV dancing shows: So You Think You Can Dance vs. Dancing with the Stars
- Battle of the camouflage artists: chameleons vs. cuttlefish
- Battle of the funny dropped call commercials: "I hope you're not doing anything stupid like, getting married." vs. "Wha, did your wife wolf it down for breakfast?"
- Battle of the Mythbusters: Adam Savage vs. Jamie Hyneman
- Battle of the extreme temperatures: too hot vs. too cold
Normally, I don't weigh in. But damn, it's been pretty hot here lately, so I'm gonna have to choose "too cold" for the last one. You can always put more clothes on, but when you're naked and trying to sleep and still sweating in bed, then... well that just sucks.
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