Are you weird if your 2nd toe is longer than your big toe, or is it the other way around? I always get those confused.
I accidentally stuck this song in my head, so I figured I'd share. Right click, download, blah blah blah.
Can you imagine if you had the word "blah" copyrighted? You'd be one rich motherfucker.
I love me some gossip, but I hate when the rags combine the names of a couple. TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes). Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). RenKen (Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney). Bennifer (Ben Affleck and any number of Jennifers). See? It bugs. Seriously, I wouldn't want to be known as "half of Moelle," yanno?
OK, my hair is now officially long enough to be "bad." Yes, I have bad hair today.
Why do I get the feeling that today's gonna be a long day? Hahahahah. Get it? Long day! Come on, folks... it's the longest day of the year. Hey, isn't this the day that you can supposedly balance an uncooked egg on its point? Or something like that? Eh, it's been debunked. Shit, there goes my fun for the day.
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