Hey Freak!

This is kind of... odd. Weird. Strange.

Remember either of my previous conversations about truck nutz? You know, those fake plastic nuts that (usually) pussies put on their trucks so that people think they're bad-asses? Yeah. Silly, right? Really, they're just the next "evolutional" step after "Calvin peeing on..." window stickers. If you can call that evolution.

But these are fake nuts. Like people are going to be impressed that someone can purchase fake nuts and displays them proudly on his truck. "Oooo, Billy Bob, you've got the best fake nuts in the whole town!" Like, hello, don't these people realize that, in owning and displaying a pair of fake nuts, they're pretty much telling everybody that they don't have real ones?

Seriously, these fake nuts are the equivalent of walking around with a cucumber in your pants. Now, I haven't asked around about this, but are women impressed by guys who are packing cucumbers? No? Really? Go figure.

Same thing applies to fake plastic nuts on your truck. Yet, people still buy them.

Anyway, the newsest incarnation of fake nuts? Fake nuts with a yellow ribbon on the sack.

Yeah.

Support the troops truck nuts. Are you kidding me?

I guess these are made for all those gutless wonders who are still all pro-war, but don't have the balls to sign up to fight themselves. You know, like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.