OK, I'm sure this has been done a billion times before, but it'll be the first time for me.
I want to hear every euphemism for a vagina that there is. So, whatever you've heard, no matter how obscure (in fact, the more obscure, the better!), please share.
I mean, of course, there's pussy. Cunt. Box (I never liked the term box for a vagina. I mean, who wants to put their dick in a box? Oh, wait...). Bearded clam. Vertical smile. Poon/poontang. Trim. Hatchet wound (well, it does bleed every month). Come on, let's hear them all!
And, if you're offended at all by this, I apologize. Please, take this time to call me whatever penis euphemism you'd like to. We'll be "even."
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