Cases in point:
"Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it." [link]
I was up all night trying to figure out what this energy source could be. Finally, it dawned on me.
(OK, I totally stole that line from Stan #4771. It was too funny to pass up.)
"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth." [link]
"The Gravity Myth." Ah, yes. I fell for that once.
But wait, there's more from that guy.
"I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is." [link]
Really? No wonder it's so hard to lose weight.
And this one... this one makes me sad for the boy, but I can't help but laugh at the parents' naïveté...
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!" [link]
Like I said. Sad for the boy.
But, hey. Maybe they're not ignorant. Maybe *I* am the one who's the dumbass. Then again, gravity exists in my world, so... believe who you want to believe, I guess.
Happy Monday!
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