Sorry. Had to be done.
Since it's Monday morning, you probably all need a good laugh. Seen over at
All Up in the Air, here's a scientific explanation why
MySpace is a failure to humanity. It's one of those things that you read and think "This is pretty damned funny... and sadly, it's all pretty much true." How goth are you, again? Hahahahah.
OK, Music. You probably want music. From last Friday's
random ten...
- Dream on, dream away. I think I'm gonna have to stay.
Don't laugh, because you all knew this... it's Color Me Badd with I Adore Mi Amore.
- I'm wasted by the way she moves. No one ever looked so fine.
You're still laughing. Why are you laughing? Wha, because William Hung got more famous than Ricky Martin for singing this song? It's She Bangs.
- It makes me just feel like crying, 'cause baby, something beautiful's dying.
It's part of the verse that didn't get sung in "Top Gun" (and thank gawd for that), this is You've Lost That Loving Feeling (the Hall & Oates version).
- Yeah, they were dancing and singing, and movin' to the groovin'.
And just when... it hit me... somebody turned around, and shouted Play That Funky Music, white boy. (Wild Cherry)
- Heavy metal and mullets is how we were raised, Maiden and Priest were the guys that we praised.
From north of the border, this is Sum 41 with Fat Lip.
- Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell.
And there's noone there to raise them if you did. This is a cover of Elton John's Rocket Man, sung by Me First & the Gimme Gimmes.
- Oh, don't you know I need you so? Oh, baby please, I gotta know. Do you mean to make me cry? Am I just another guy?
Whoa-ooh-ohhhoh yay-ee-ay-heyyyy. I love you More Than I Can Say. (Leo Sayer)
- You could hide beside me, maybe for a while.
And I won't tell no one your Name.(Goo Goo Dolls)
- You're my love, you're my sweetest thing. Don't shy away. Don't shy away.
Another one of those interchangeable 90's dance tunes... this is Gina G with Ooh. Ahh. Just a Little Bit.
- Take me back where I came from. Don't wanna see your face no more. You broke my heart, now it's not the same. I'm falling again.
It's rockin'. It's Dokken. Into the Fire.
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