Have you ever accidentally sat on your own nuts? Like, your pants are bunched up in a weird way, and as you're going to sit, the boys kinda slip, and... *BAM* You get that white-hot pain where you can't even utter a sound. I freaking hate that. I hate that sometimes, they have a mind of their own.
Ladies, quit laughing. It's not like your boobs have never gotten in the way of anything.
Posted by mikey at 12:01 PM. Filed under: Hello, fodder •
