Hey Freak!

There's been a lot in the news about the new iPhone lately. Mostly, we hear about how the iPhone is the greatest thing since sliced bread, but we also hear about how people waited in line for hours to get one, and that there are certain bugs with it, and so on. I read a lot of blogs, and people are bitching about this or that not working on their new iPhone.

Now, I know I don't speak for everyone, so I'm speaking just for me:

You people bitching about your iPhones? I feel about as sorry for you as I do for the people who drive Hummers who bitch about high gas prices. Seriously.

OK, sure, the Hummer drivers cause more environmental damage, but as far as being annoying? The iPhone bitchers are just about at the same level. Like, boo fucking hoo; your shit doesn't work right. I guess you should have waited a few months before purchasing (you know, give them some time to work the bugs out), instead of waiting in line for hours for a fucking phone that you OMIGOD HAD TO HAVE TODAY.