Hey Freak!

OK, so sometimes, when I'm at work, I like to crank up the volume on my headphones and submerge myself. You know, get into the work "zone." And, sometimes, when the volume is cranked, I'll feel the extra need to chair dance a little. Nothing major, just a shimmy here, a move there, maybe a fake moonwalk thrown in there for good measure.

And sometimes, when I really like the song, I'll sometimes fake sing. You know, you mouth all the words, but with no sound coming out. Because, you know, everybody else in the office can hear. And that would be incredibly embarassing, seeing's how my singing is only slightly less dreadful than the sound of dogs howling. So yeah, I do the fake singing/lip synching when I'm really into it.

And then sometimes, like this morning... sometimes sound accidentally comes out.

Not a lot of sound, mind you... but there was at least one discernable word in there. And it was audible. And people heard it.

So, I did what anybody would do in that situation... I started cursing at myself out loud, pretending that I had some major computer problem. Yeah, that's why I made that first sound. Oh, you say that you can hear me? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize! Yeah, all that cussing and whatever else you heard - that was because I was mad. I thought I had deleted something that I didn't mean to delete. And, of course, the sound you heard had absolutely nothing to do with me accidentally making noise whilst fake singing. I mean, who fake sings anyway? Just crazy people, right?

Well, like I said. I'm not crazy. I was just talking to myself.