Man Angry Over Sex, Accused of Trying to Start Fire - A man is behind bars in Hamilton County, accused of trying to set a woman's van on fire after she fell asleep during sex.
46-year-old Gregory Smallwood is charged with attempted arson and aggravated menacing.
Gee, Mr. Smallwood, why is it that you think she could be falling asleep during sex?
And have you heard the one about the Alabama Attorney General who's totally anti-gay everything (he calls homosexuality the "dowfall of society")? Well, guess who got caught having gay sex? I'll give you one guess...
But that's not the funny part... (well, funniest)
AG in question is Troy King, who, of course, is only interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. His gay lover is either a college “buddy,” or a very young youngster and “Homecoming King” from Troy University. What are the odds of a dude named Troy King getting caught in bed with a Homecoming King from Troy University? This seems like a wacky sitcom plot, on a gay porn channel. [full story]
To paraphrase a series a quotes from a favorite movie of mine...
"You know how I know you're gay? You're republican and totally anti-gay." Seriously.
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