Hey Freak!

Man. What a weird year already.

It was a nice day out, so we decided to drive up to Mission Viejo for a little shopping at the Nike Women store, because she had a gift card for the place. So, before jumping in the shower, I decided to shave my head. Unfortunately, I slipped a bit while shaving, and proceeded to take a huge slice of skin off the side. Like, a half-dollar size. Ouch. It bled so much, we had to use one of them industrial strength healin'-promotin' bandages.

Then, it was time to go shopping. The thing is, I wasn't sure where this place was. So I used the store locator on the site, and it showed me where the store was, along with giving me some driving directions.

But. The directions? They sucked.

I mean, look at the directions here (ignore the part before the I-805). Once we turned on Oso Parkway, there was about 6 little turns coming all within a mile of each other. I thought that was a bit weird, but continued on anyways. So, we get up there, and we're smack dab in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Shoot, the entire area was residential. That locator gave us directions to someone's house, I guess. We ended up calling the place and getting directions, but still... I've never had such bad directions to a place. Take note: call the store first next time.

Later, we were in the mall, and of course, she's gotta check out the Sephora. So she's in there looking at stuff, and I go in, just so I don't feel like a loiterer outside. And then I saw something that I believe is one of the signs of the apocalypse:

Dude! I had a sign of the apocalypse today, too. It must be 2005. My father asked me where the word 'blog' came from. Not what it was, because apparantly he already READS BLOGS, but the etymology of it.

I looked like a deer in headlights.

Did you smell it, did you smell it? Although I would associate the smell of sperm and spit with that name...sorry about the chunk

Oh no! Just don't go to Wal-Mart with that big patch on your head or you might get asked if you were hit by a falling price. It happened to me.

i went and looked it up online, and i couldn't believe the description given to it by sephora:

"A vehicle so extreme in its power, so incomparable in its appearance, that it defies any attempt to place it in a traditional category. Simply stated, HUMMER(tm) gives new meaning to the word invincible.

In keeping with its famous heritage, HUMMER(tm)Fragrance For Men is masculine with rugged and adventurous attributes. This classic yet bold new fragrance for men embodies all that HUMMER(tm)is."

GAH!! I totally just cringed and skeeved when I read about your head. I hope it's ok. *skeeves* There's nothing worse than taking a chunk out of your skin with a razor.

It's got to smell better than the Donald Trump cologne. What a weird idea that is.

I hope your noggin is healing nicely.

Also, dude, you switched to Expression Engine! EE kicks MTs ass. Mexican wrestling style!

I've always wandered what a hummer would smell like; I'm usually not concentrating on smelling anything when I'm getting one.

*sniffs hummer*

hey freak...happy new year

Hey Freak! LOL Too funny.

Um. . .well, apparently no one in the Hummer Marketing Department knows or CARES about the ill-advised "scent of a hummer." OY. I ahve to agree, though; it's a sign of the apocolypse.

But that's not why I came -- (pardon the expression) I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year! I hope your head heals and you STOP DOING THAT! Eee.

Does it have that "New car smell?"

Cause there's nothing like a man that smells like a new car...ummm, ya..lol

Ok, I've actually *been* in a real Hum-V (before they became public rage) and they don't smell good at all. I have horrific visions of massive amounts of men at dance clubs wearing this cologne. It'll smell like an auto wrecking yard.

You think the other colognes will bitch about how the bottle takes up two spots on the shelf?

Oh how I love the heady aroma of engine oil, diesel, and exhaust fumes!

he's back! and using EE. the joys! and i think that hummer stuff smells like ass.

Thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my blog

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Hey, cool, you have EE now! Congrats!

Love the domain name, too!

Happy New Year!

Yeah, mr.lazyblonde got that for Xmas. He likes the scent. I think he's just trying to get more of 'em out of me. LOL.

Marshall Fields, the day after Christmas, I was squirted 5, count 'em 5 times with that Hummer bullshit. Asshole friends. Seriously though, the stuff smelled like fart.... I suppose that is manly, huh?

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