... nobody said dick when "The Da Vinci Code" was just a book, but now that it's a movie, there's protesters and boycotter abound? Is it because these people can't read?
... to protect us from terrorists, we must be treated as suspects? I'm talking to you, NSA. Let's be honest here. Domestic spying and wiretapping has
nothing to do with national security, and everything to do with the security of those select few that are in power.
... people are going to see the movies "MI:3" and "RV"? I'll admit, I haven't seen either one of them, but really, I don't want to. You could offer me free tickets, a free big bucket of popcorn and large drink, and I still wouldn't want to go. MI:3? If I want to see non-stop action, explosions, and carnage mired in a convoluted storyline, I'd just go see the first MI. RV? It looks like it should have been made by National Lampoon, and it should star Chevy Chase. I've already seen that movie, too.
Now that I think about it... where the hell did Katie (Oh, I'm sorry. Kate.) Holmes go? She birthed the spawn of the devil, and then disappeared. Has she been taken to The Center (or whatever they call their house of brainwashing) for more "education"? I kinda feel bad for this girl. Have you seen how he treats her? Like, on red carpets, movie openings, and such? He treats her like Paris Hilton treats her little chihuahua... hold it close, make sure it always looks cute, but most importantly, make sure that it doesn't take any attention away. It's always sad when living creatures are used as "accessories."
Oops. I digressed. And now, I forgot what else I was gonna say. Eh. Oh well.
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Could you really ask for better publicity?!
Posted by
El Hijo on 05/18 at 03:33 PM
my parents saw RV but that's just because they have one and love to travel in it. they said it was hilarious and they haven't laughed that much in a while. eh, i'll pass. like you sorta said, there's no Christie Brinkley in a pool or ferrari. this goes back to my whole thing of hollywood doing nothing but remakes now.
Posted by
nick on 05/18 at 05:41 PM
There was some noise about Da Vinci Code the novel, but nothing like the abject stupidity over the movie.
I think what's chaps my ass the most about this is...OK, there are two things. A] the Vatican and other groups assume we're too dumb to differentiate between fiction and non-fiction and B] if your faith is so weak that believing in the possibility that Jesus was hitched to Mary Magdalene throws your whole world out of whack, your faith wasn't that strong to begin with. OK, there's one more thing that pisses me off: many of the same people who are so crazy about the Da Vinci Code are the same smacked asses who thought the Muslims were silly for freaking out over a Mohammed cartoon.
I hate hypocrites.
Posted by
mac on 05/19 at 06:54 AM
But where are the frigging pictures from the 2006 avn expo? I don't understand why they have not yet been posted?
Posted by on 05/19 at 07:38 AM
I love how people get very anxious when you don't post photos that you're offering for free.
Posted by
Joelle on 05/19 at 02:27 PM
It is odd to me that the spawn has not been spotted anywhere.
I feel bad for her.
Posted by
Rori on 05/20 at 05:19 PM
Damn Mikey, can't agree with you more here. BTW are you coming up to vegas for the next show? The crap tables are calling you!
Posted by on 05/20 at 08:31 PM
Michelle Monaghan wasn't in the first two
Mission: Impossible movies. That's reason enough to see the third.
Posted by
Keith on 05/21 at 08:04 AM
I'm going to second mac's comment, since he wrote it so well
Posted by
Leah on 05/21 at 05:59 PM
There was a good bit of flak about the book when it first came out...there are several books written countering all the positions in the Da Vinci Code.
Honestly? The Da Vinci Code is a pretty crappy book. I don't get it. It's just an action adventure novel...interesting facts (rather, fake facts), but the dialogue makes me want to cry it's so awful.
Posted by
Anne on 05/21 at 08:22 PM
katie, i mean kate, has gone back to the mothership with her alien baby.
also, oddly enough, i willingly went to see MI:3, but have no desire to see The DaVinci Code, even though i enjoyed the book.
Posted by
geeky on 05/22 at 07:08 AM