Hey Freak!

So yeah, I took another little break. Next time I take a break, just assume that whatever temp job I had ended, and I'm concentrating on trying to get a permanent job. With benefits.

I had an interview last week, but I still haven't heard back from the company. Bastards.

So anyway... some randomness:

I was in the shower washing my legs when I noticed a hair on my foot. On the top. Like, right under where shoelaces would be if I was wearing a shoe. Now, I'm sure lots of people have hair there, but I'm a pretty hairless guy. I barely have arm hair. I don't get hair in most places that other people do. I certainly shouldn't have hair on the tops of my feet, much less just one hair on the top of my right foot.

I also have a stray hair on one of my shoulders (I've seen it before, but can't seem to locate it now). I don't even know which shoulder it's on; I just know I've seen it before. One hair, all by itself, in the middle of nowhere. Isn't it funny how that happens? I mean, what made that one hair "graduate" from just being regular bodyhair fuzz to full-blown hair? Did someone spill some Rogaine on me there or something?

Back in college, I had a friend... he had hairy arms. And one day, he's all "Check this out." He runs his finger across his arm hairs, and then exclaims "There it is!" And he pulls on this one, single, long-ass hair. Like, four inches longer than any of his other arm hairs. I guess, being a hairy guy, he didn't have strays; instead he had super-long hairs to stand out. Now, I personally have never found a super-long hair like that on me, but I think I've talked to other people that have (as you can imagine, it's not something that comes up in conversation all that often).

So, I'm curious. Where are your stray hairs?

I have a tiny mole on the outside of my right arm and the weird dark hair that goes with that. What is it about moles and weird hairs? I tend to pull it before it gets too long.

I've got one on my right forearm that I only see when the light hits it just right. I try to pluck it but of course its too damn fine for me to get a grip on it and I never see it when I'm in the john with my tweezers.

I'm like the mother in My Big Fat Greek Wedding - my chin! My freaking chin! And it drives me nuts, I almost have this phobia about plucking the damn thing, even if it is like...1/100 of an inch long!!

I've found one on my earlobe before, and one on my chin. After many, many tries, I was finally able to pull them out--they were the super fine kind.

Oh and I have this one freckle on my wrist that always gets longer, darker hair near it. So yea, what IS it with moles/freckles and hair?

My goddamned ears. It's not a freakish place to get hair, I know men get hair there when we age, but goddamn it, I don't want hair in my ears! It's gross, and just screams "you're getting old".

Hahahaha My sister has one in her arm. It is super long which makes it really funny. She does not dare cut it off because she thinks its lucky.

Mole on the shoulder. Dark, long, coarse hair that grows back with fervor.

I have one super-long one on my right upper arm, at least I used to. I noticed it one day years ago in class (I'm pretty hairless as well, and my arm hair is practically clear) when I was scratching my arm. Damn, now when I go home I'll have to make sure to check and see if it's still there.

I have one hair, just one whiskerlike beast of a hair, that thinks I'm a man. Grows on the right side of my lip. All Hail My Tweezers.

I have two--one on the outer thigh that grows from a small mole, and one that grows for the hell of it from my chin. I can get pretty neurotic when I am away from the tweezers and realize the chin one is at a pluckable length.

I have a mole on one of my cheeks that I've had all my life - but in the past couple of years, it's grown an occasional random hair out of it. Not always, just sometimes - but the fucker grows at warp speed! It won't be there, it won't be there, and then one day it's like an inch long. Heeb!

Also, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's been in the shower washing my hair and had a few hair run down my back and get stuck in my butt crack, right?

chin, yay!

I have one hair on the back of my right hand that has grown to as long as four inches. I left it alone just to see how long it would get when I first noticed it. Now it gets pulled as soon as I see it.

On a related note, I was with this girl once who had a single, black hair growing from her areola. It stopped me dead in my tracks. I couldn't think of anything but that hair any time I was with her. It must have traumatized me.

You know I have no hair anywhere... except, for some reason, I have one chin hair that appears every few months. It's gone for EVER, and then suddenly one day it will appear, friggin long and thick as rebar. And always when I am sans tweezers.

I know! What is it w/ women and stray chin hairs?! I get one ever so often too. Perhaps it's hormones. The ones that really bug me are on the big toe. They're superfine but rub when wearing sandals. grrrr

Oh about the job hunt. I too am searching for something and temp agencies aren't helping me one bit. 3 months and no bite.

Is it weird that I find you being relatively hairless amusing?

I don't think I have stray hairs - or at least ones I know of. If I did have one I'd be freaked the fuck out. I have mostly blond hair like on my arms and legs so it would awkward to find one long stray one.

I get one very long eyebrow hair, and when I pluck it, it looks like I'm doing the vanilla ice eyebrown ala 1990ish

I have one hair, just one whiskerlike beast of a hair, that thinks I'm a man. Grows on the right side of my lip.

Now I have nothing against hairy people. Hairy people are just like you and me, only with freakishly more hair. And if my son should grow up and be a hairy person, so be it.

I thought I was the only one in the world that had freakish hairs popping up in weird places. I have dark hairy arms but I swear, God must have intended for my testicles to be near my elbows. I have the most thick pubic looking like hairs pop up and grow as long as 2 or more inches. I pull them as soon as I see them.

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