Hey Freak!

Before you ask, no, I didn't goto the gym last night. I was going to... I got all dressed... got my iPod ready, got my towel ready, but... I just wasn't feeling it. I'll go today, for sure, though. Maybe.

Anyway, I just wanted to tell this story... it happened this morning.

So, across the street from where I live, there's a house that's being renovated. For the past week, there's been some very light be nevertheless construction going on (probably someone re-doing their bathroom or something fairly simple like that). In front of the house, near the street, there's a port-a-potty, obviously there for use by the construction workers.

Well, this morning, around 7am, I went out to my car to look for something. I happened to glance at the port-a-potty, and kinda chuckled to myself, because it was from a company named "Spanky's." Heh. But then I saw something that was much, much funnier.

While I was kinda chuckling to myself, and half spacing in the morning sun... someone came out of the port-a-potty. Not a construction worker, but some dude. I watched him walk half a block down, and turn to enter some apartment complex.

Really?

This dude who lives down the block actually got up, walked half a block, and used the outdoor port-a-potty, rather than use his own bathroom? At 7am?

a-HA-hahahahahahah.

Haha, I smile every time I see a Spankys cruising down the freeway. My last employer had them outside during the construction...made my day (luckily I didn't have to use them).

I'm guessing a roommate was hogging the bathroom and he couldn't wait?

Maybe he was doing the "walk of shame" and just couldn't wait to go until he got home.

Do guys even do the "walk of shame" or is it strictly a chick thing?

I signed up for my gym's "biggest Loser" contest...its the third week. and, suffice to say, I'm so over this.

I want pizza. and a weekend full of books.
Not weights, bikes, and balance balls...!

So, yeah...I know what youre talking about--though I am confused about the notion that not going to the gym=losing weight for you...are you human?

If YOU can't motivate to go to the gym, how am I supposed to?

And maybe his roommate/girlfriend/boyfriend was hogging the bathroom and he was just being resourceful.

Stomach flu can be a terrible thing. But if you can keep that smell out of your place, so much the better, I say!

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