Hey Freak!

So, Joelle and I were watching "Rock Star: Supernova" last night, and I was thinking...

Tommy Lee. What the fuck.

I mean, people make fun of Paris Hilton because she's a bit of a skank. That's what she's known for. And what is Tommy Lee known for?

Having a big dick.

Sure, he's the former drummer for Motley Crue. Sure he was married to both Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson (not at the same time). Sure he was on a silly reality TV show where he went to college. He's done all that. But, you ask someone one the street who he is and what he's famous for?

"Tommy Lee? Oh yeah, he's that dude with the huge cock."

How cool would that be? Everywhere you go, everyone you meet, they're all thinking "Man, this guy needs a shower and a breath mint... but man, he's got a big cock." It doesn't matter anymore if he's poor or ugly. It doesn't matter if he's surrounded by groupies or surrounded by women at the mall... and it doesn't matter if they want to fuck him or not... they all know, and they're all thinking the same thing. It's almost like that "But he's got a great personality!" bullshit, except favorable. "Blah blah BLAH blah blah... but he's got a big dick." He could probably put that on his business cards, and nobody would argue. Well?

Having a big dick is one thing. Being known worldwide for it is an entirely different thing.

And he's not even in porn.

So, while I don't necessarily envy Mr. Lee, I will say... I wouldn't mind having his reputation.

Personality. So that's what they're calling them now.

Wait..don't you.,??...oh never mind.

I don't care how big is dick is...he's skank nasty in my book. I've never understood the appeal of Tommy Lee. Never.

See, that's the point. It doesn't matter what you think of Tommy Lee... like him or not, everybody knows he's got a big... reputation.

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