What are they auctioning off? Men. (What else would they auction? Shoes? Please. Women don't part with shoes.) Perhaps I should let them explain:
One thing we've gathered in blogging here is that there are a lot of single men and women out there just trying to figure out how to hook up*. What better way to spread love, introduce you all to new people and raise money for charity than to hold an auction?!
* i.e., meet someone...not "hook up".
OK, guys. I have a girlfriend, or I'd do it. But they're still looking for volunteers.
We need all you single, male readers out there to volunteer to be put up on the auction block. Think of all of the benefits of selling yourself like a piece of meat: (1) giving to a good cause; (2) the opportunity to meet a potentially cool girl; and (3) an ego boost when bids go high. All you need to do is send me an email at Not Miranda and provide the following information:
*indicate your willingness to participate
*city/state where you are located
*name
*blog (if applicable)
*photo
You have until December 15th to volunteer!
Get all the details here.
Posted by mikey at 02:59 PM. Filed under: Hello, fodder •
