OK, we've done the bar jokes. Let's try our hand at... Grosser than Gross jokes. Yes, I feel like I'm 12 again.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Sitting on the bottom floor of a two-story outhouse.
Who the hell would make a two-story outhouse, anyways? That sounds like something out of Dilbert... where the top floor is the CEO's bathroom, and the bottom floor is where the rest of us sit. But, I digress.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a pube.
You turn. Leave your favorite/least favorite Grosser than Gross jokes. We could all use a laugh, even if it makes us sick.
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What's grosser than gross?
When a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.
When a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/21 at 09:12 PM
this has always been the funniest and grossest grosser than gross joke i no...What's grosser than gross? When you bite into a rump roast and it farts!
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/06 at 08:30 PM
Bob and I are in the grocery store Bob sees this very pregnant woman shopping Bob says wow that has to be so uncomfortable I said yeah I would still put knots on that kids head Bob is just cracking up so I say what is grosser than gross he says oh no what I said me fucking her and getting a blow job at the same time.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/30 at 04:32 PM
whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby..... you take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/16 at 07:02 PM
whats grosser than gross? jumping off of a two story house landing on a bicycle with no seat.then riding the bike down a bumpy hill
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/27 at 09:23 PM
Alisha, the Empire State Building hasn't existed since ummm...I dunno, somewhere around September 11, 2001. Really classy you frickin moron.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/06 at 01:31 PM
This is a grosser than gross post, not dumber than dumb. It was the World Trade Centers that got bombed, not the Empire State Building.
Talk about a frickin moron...
Talk about a frickin moron...
Posted by mikey on 06/06 at 01:40 PM
What's grosser than gross?
Finding a cockroach in your Big Mac
What's grosser than that?
Finding half a cockroach in your Big Mac
Finding a cockroach in your Big Mac
What's grosser than that?
Finding half a cockroach in your Big Mac
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/18 at 06:15 PM
Here's the ultimate:
What's grosser than gross?
Popping a boner and running out of skin.
What's grosser than gross?
Popping a boner and running out of skin.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/06 at 12:50 AM
Whats grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant women and something grabs your dick. lmao
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/11 at 10:14 AM
What is grooser than gross?
Screwing a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head...
He he
Screwing a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head...
He he
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/17 at 09:32 PM
this is a variation of one already given:
What's grosser than gross?
A truck full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that?
Eating its way to the top.
What's grosser than that?
Going back for seconds.
What's grosser than gross?
A truck full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that?
Eating its way to the top.
What's grosser than that?
Going back for seconds.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/25 at 09:06 PM
Whats grosser than gross?
Eating the A** out of a menstrating skunk.
Eating the A** out of a menstrating skunk.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 03:23 PM
What's grosser than gross?
Popping a massive boner and running out of skin.
Popping a massive boner and running out of skin.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/17 at 08:42 AM
What's grosser than gross?
Watching a baby slide down a 10 foot razor into a pool of alcohol.
Watching a baby slide down a 10 foot razor into a pool of alcohol.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/01 at 01:53 PM
Whats red and wiggles in the corner? a baby playing with a razor blade.
How do you get a hundred dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. But how would you get them back out? Tortilla chips.
How do you load a truck full of dead babies? With a pitchfork. But its disturbing when the fork wiggles.
Whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool. A baby with slashed water wings. But what's yellow and red and sits at the top of the pool? A slashed baby in water wings.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lite bulb? Only one. You can use the same baby to break the bulb, cork out the remaining aluminum ring, and make it hold the new bulb in the mouth to twist it in.
How do you get a hundred dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. But how would you get them back out? Tortilla chips.
How do you load a truck full of dead babies? With a pitchfork. But its disturbing when the fork wiggles.
Whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool. A baby with slashed water wings. But what's yellow and red and sits at the top of the pool? A slashed baby in water wings.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lite bulb? Only one. You can use the same baby to break the bulb, cork out the remaining aluminum ring, and make it hold the new bulb in the mouth to twist it in.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/17 at 10:28 PM
some different variations, I've heard (or just made up)
whats grosser than gross?
getting a boner and running out of skin.
whats grosser than gross?
when you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks.
whats grosser than that?
when you whistle and it comes back.
whats grosser than gross?
siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one of them throws up.
whats grosser than that?
the other one pukes it back.
whats grosser than gross?
having sex with a pregnant woman and you feel something grab your dick.
whats grosser than that?
when you brag to your friends about being in a threesome.
ahh takes me back!
whats grosser than gross?
getting a boner and running out of skin.
whats grosser than gross?
when you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks.
whats grosser than that?
when you whistle and it comes back.
whats grosser than gross?
siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one of them throws up.
whats grosser than that?
the other one pukes it back.
whats grosser than gross?
having sex with a pregnant woman and you feel something grab your dick.
whats grosser than that?
when you brag to your friends about being in a threesome.
ahh takes me back!
Posted by kirk on 08/25 at 11:29 AM
i just remembered this one.
whats grosser than 2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon?
the tampon is still in.
whats grosser than 2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon?
the tampon is still in.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/25 at 11:38 AM
what is gross? a baby in a blender.
what is grosser than gross? drinking the baby through a straw.
pretty gross huh? [removed]void(0);
what is grosser than gross? drinking the baby through a straw.
pretty gross huh? [removed]void(0);
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/29 at 03:57 AM
What is small red and scratch's on glass?
A baby in a microwave
A baby in a microwave
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 09/24 at 03:25 PM
what's grosser than gross?
a guy jumping off the empire state building and landing on a bicycle with no seat.
a guy jumping off the empire state building and landing on a bicycle with no seat.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 11/13 at 08:15 AM
Wanna know whats grosser than gross?
Falling asleep thinkinng your eating cottage cheese and wakeing up with your grandma on your face.
Falling asleep thinkinng your eating cottage cheese and wakeing up with your grandma on your face.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/06 at 10:21 PM
whats grosser then gross?
haveing a dream about chocolate pudding and finding a spoon up ur ass in the morning
haveing a dream about chocolate pudding and finding a spoon up ur ass in the morning
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/11 at 01:31 PM
whats grosser then gross? having sex with a pregnant womeen and feeling a hand grab ur dick.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/19 at 06:28 PM
What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than gross?
A homesick abortion crawling up your leg.
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than gross?
A homesick abortion crawling up your leg.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/16 at 12:43 PM
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