Hey Freak!

OK, we've done the bar jokes. Let's try our hand at... Grosser than Gross jokes. Yes, I feel like I'm 12 again.

Q: What's grosser than gross?

A: Sitting on the bottom floor of a two-story outhouse.

Who the hell would make a two-story outhouse, anyways? That sounds like something out of Dilbert... where the top floor is the CEO's bathroom, and the bottom floor is where the rest of us sit. But, I digress.

Q: What's grosser than gross?

A: Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a pube.

You turn. Leave your favorite/least favorite Grosser than Gross jokes. We could all use a laugh, even if it makes us sick.

What's grosser than gross?
When a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.

this has always been the funniest and grossest grosser than gross joke i no...What's grosser than gross? When you bite into a rump roast and it farts!

Bob and I are in the grocery store Bob sees this very pregnant woman shopping Bob says wow that has to be so uncomfortable I said yeah I would still put knots on that kids head Bob is just cracking up so I say what is grosser than gross he says oh no what I said me fucking her and getting a blow job at the same time.

whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby..... you take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline

whats grosser than gross? jumping off of a two story house landing on a bicycle with no seat.then riding the bike down a bumpy hill

Alisha, the Empire State Building hasn't existed since ummm...I dunno, somewhere around September 11, 2001. Really classy you frickin moron.

This is a grosser than gross post, not dumber than dumb. It was the World Trade Centers that got bombed, not the Empire State Building.

Talk about a frickin moron...

What's grosser than gross?

Finding a cockroach in your Big Mac

What's grosser than that?

Finding half a cockroach in your Big Mac

Here's the ultimate:

What's grosser than gross?
Popping a boner and running out of skin.

Whats grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant women and something grabs your dick. lmao

What is grooser than gross?

Screwing a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head...

He he

this is a variation of one already given:

What's grosser than gross?
A truck full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
A live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that?
Eating its way to the top.

What's grosser than that?
Going back for seconds.

Whats grosser than gross?

Eating the A** out of a menstrating skunk.

What's grosser than gross?

Popping a massive boner and running out of skin.

What's grosser than gross?

Watching a baby slide down a 10 foot razor into a pool of alcohol.

Whats red and wiggles in the corner? a baby playing with a razor blade.
How do you get a hundred dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. But how would you get them back out? Tortilla chips.
How do you load a truck full of dead babies? With a pitchfork. But its disturbing when the fork wiggles.
Whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool. A baby with slashed water wings. But what's yellow and red and sits at the top of the pool? A slashed baby in water wings.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lite bulb? Only one. You can use the same baby to break the bulb, cork out the remaining aluminum ring, and make it hold the new bulb in the mouth to twist it in.

some different variations, I've heard (or just made up)

whats grosser than gross?
getting a boner and running out of skin.

whats grosser than gross?
when you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks.

whats grosser than that?
when you whistle and it comes back.

whats grosser than gross?
siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one of them throws up.

whats grosser than that?
the other one pukes it back.

whats grosser than gross?
having sex with a pregnant woman and you feel something grab your dick.

whats grosser than that?
when you brag to your friends about being in a threesome.



ahh takes me back!

i just remembered this one.

whats grosser than 2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon?

the tampon is still in.

what is gross? a baby in a blender.

what is grosser than gross? drinking the baby through a straw.

pretty gross huh? [removed]void(0);

What is small red and scratch's on glass?


A baby in a microwave

Hahaha I work at a major chain restauraunt (the largest casual dining restauraunt) and have also worked for most of the other top 10 (think restaurants named after fruit+bugs and days of the week), and haha the lemons are the least you need to worry about. If you go out to eat at a busy restaurant on a friday night, trust me - all health code rules go out the door. I have been in the business almost 20 years and most of the places I have worked would make you never want to eat out again if you saw the kitchen. Cooks who never wash their hands or change the one pair of gloves they wear all day, grabbing raw chicken then putting that same gloved hand into the bin of french fries. Garbage all over the floor and counters, just a total disgusting mess in general. Now when you go out to eat at 3pm on a wednesday afternoon your odds of a clean meal are a little better, but when the pressures on, the business is boomin - the managers are so worried about trying to get the food out quickly that for the most part sanitation is non existant. Next time you think you have the 'flu" think to yourself, "did I eat out last night?". Good chance its mild food poisoning if you did!Regards, Richardson
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what's grosser than gross?
a guy jumping off the empire state building and landing on a bicycle with no seat.

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