OK, we've done the bar jokes. Let's try our hand at... Grosser than Gross jokes. Yes, I feel like I'm 12 again.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Sitting on the bottom floor of a two-story outhouse.
Who the hell would make a two-story outhouse, anyways? That sounds like something out of Dilbert... where the top floor is the CEO's bathroom, and the bottom floor is where the rest of us sit. But, I digress.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a pube.
You turn. Leave your favorite/least favorite Grosser than Gross jokes. We could all use a laugh, even if it makes us sick.
Next entry: yes, I'm definitely 12
Previous entry: file under: seriously, how do you not know?
What's grosser than gross?
Watching a man in line at the bank pick something out of his ass crack with his fingers and then scrape whatever it was out from under his fingernail with his teeth.
True story.
Watching a man in line at the bank pick something out of his ass crack with his fingers and then scrape whatever it was out from under his fingernail with his teeth.
True story.
Posted by Lushy on 06/28 at 10:10 AM
What's grosser than gross?
When a midget* walks up to you and says your hair smells nice.
*No midgets were harmed in the telling of this joke that I'm aware of and it's just not as funny if you say "little person". Plus, that's how I heard it when I was in 3rd grade.
When a midget* walks up to you and says your hair smells nice.
*No midgets were harmed in the telling of this joke that I'm aware of and it's just not as funny if you say "little person". Plus, that's how I heard it when I was in 3rd grade.
Posted by Joelle on 06/28 at 10:17 AM
Not that it's my favorite but it's the only one I can remember....
What's grosser than gross?
Three dead babies in one trash can.
What's grosser than that?
One dead baby in three trash cans.
And that said, it's time for lunch!
What's grosser than gross?
Three dead babies in one trash can.
What's grosser than that?
One dead baby in three trash cans.
And that said, it's time for lunch!
Posted by gc on 06/28 at 10:25 AM
What's grosser than gross?
A trash can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
A baby at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
What's even grosser than that?
He goes back for seconds.
-z
A trash can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
A baby at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
What's even grosser than that?
He goes back for seconds.
-z
Posted by z on 06/28 at 10:45 AM
What's grosser than gross?
Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a string.
What's grosser than piling dead babies onto a cart with a pitchfork?
Piling live babies onto a cart with a pitchfork.
Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a string.
What's grosser than piling dead babies onto a cart with a pitchfork?
Piling live babies onto a cart with a pitchfork.
Posted by Kate on 06/28 at 11:06 AM
What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear against the wall, and it sticks.
What's grosser than that?
When it starts crawling down.
What's grosser than that?
When it starts crawling back up.
When you throw your underwear against the wall, and it sticks.
What's grosser than that?
When it starts crawling down.
What's grosser than that?
When it starts crawling back up.
Posted by H on 06/28 at 11:25 AM
omg. I'd totally forgotten about some of these!
Posted by Joelle on 06/28 at 11:32 AM
What grosser than gross?
When the head cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.
Whats even grosser than that?
When one ring is her brothers.
When the head cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.
Whats even grosser than that?
When one ring is her brothers.
Posted by Manic Witch on 06/28 at 12:09 PM
What's grosser than gross?
Biting into a hot dog and seeing veins in it.
What's grosser than gross?
When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Biting into a hot dog and seeing veins in it.
What's grosser than gross?
When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Posted by H on 06/28 at 01:07 PM
What's grosser than gross?
Jumping off a building and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
What's grosser than gross?
Sliding down a razor blade into a pool of lemon juice.
Jumping off a building and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
What's grosser than gross?
Sliding down a razor blade into a pool of lemon juice.
Posted by Laura on 06/28 at 01:08 PM
Picking up a raisin, putting it in your mouth and then discovering it's actually sheep poo. This happened to someone I know ...
Posted by D-Man on 06/28 at 02:15 PM
What's grosser than gross?
When you're eating corn flakes and you brother can't find his scab collection.
What's grosser than gross?
Eating rice off a plate and watching the rest fly away
What's grosser than gross?
When you go to kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue
When you're eating corn flakes and you brother can't find his scab collection.
What's grosser than gross?
Eating rice off a plate and watching the rest fly away
What's grosser than gross?
When you go to kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue
Posted by soapbox.SUPERSTAR on 06/28 at 03:30 PM
There is a place with a 2-story outhouse: Booger Hollow, Arkansas. The upstairs doesn't work, of course; it's just a tourist trap.
Posted by Russ Stewart on 06/28 at 04:38 PM
You know what's grosser than gross?
Kissing your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
You know what's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
Kissing your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
You know what's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
Posted by BillH on 06/28 at 07:08 PM
What's grosser than gross?
Sitting on your grandpa's lap and feeling a bump.
Two siamese twins connected at the mouth and one throws up.
and on a related note:
What's red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks jammed in his eyes.
Thank you, thank you.
Sitting on your grandpa's lap and feeling a bump.
Two siamese twins connected at the mouth and one throws up.
and on a related note:
What's red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks jammed in his eyes.
Thank you, thank you.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/28 at 08:48 PM
Maybe not so gross but made me laugh...
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Excuse me sir, you're in my son.
Hehe.
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Excuse me sir, you're in my son.
Hehe.
Posted by Carla on 06/29 at 11:16 AM
What's grosser than gross?
waking up in the morning with a lump in your throat and there's a string attached.
What's small, screams and can't turn corners?
a baby with a spear through it.
waking up in the morning with a lump in your throat and there's a string attached.
What's small, screams and can't turn corners?
a baby with a spear through it.
Posted by amber on 06/29 at 07:06 PM
what's grosser than gross?
when your boyfriend goes down on you and comes out with your lost car keys.
when your boyfriend goes down on you and comes out with your lost car keys.
Posted by over educated nympho on 06/30 at 07:03 PM
going to the Dairy Queen and ordering up a strawberry meatshake
Posted by whatever on 09/25 at 06:40 PM
What is grosser than gross?
Finding a condom at the bottom of a mayonaise jar!!
Finding a condom at the bottom of a mayonaise jar!!
Posted by Kyle Costa on 12/04 at 02:20 PM
OK, now, that is gross. Hahahahah
Posted by mikey on 12/04 at 02:24 PM
whats grosser than gross? grandma giving grandpa a hickey and the skin pops!
yummy.......
yummy.......
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/10 at 11:42 PM
whats grosser than gross? eating a bowel of porridge and finding out thats the bowel the cat vomited in!
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/10 at 11:44 PM
whats grosser than gross? the nursing home all spitting in a bucket then you drinking it!
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/10 at 11:45 PM
whats grosser than gross? falling off the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail!
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/10 at 11:46 PM
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