OK, so I'm monumentally bored right now.
I found something to do, though. And I thought I'd share it with you. You see, I just went to
Movies.com to see the names of all the movies that are currently playing...
And tried to think of what some porn equivalent names could be.
But then, I noticed that... hell, most of these titles, they could be porn titles already. Take, for example,
Born Into Brothels. Or perhaps you'd like to see
Inside Deep Throat. Or maybe
Racing Stripes. Or maybe even
The Woodsman. Yup, those are all legitimate Hollywood movie titles. Heh.
And yanno, I didn't realize this, but thinking of porn title spoofs is a lot more difficult than I thought. Shoot, all I could come up with is
National Pleasure (for "National Treasure), and yanno, that's not in the slightest bit funny. I guess there's always
Ladder 69, but that's not funny, either.
Now, I
know you guys are funnier than I am. Help me out, here. Make me laugh. Give me some current movie (or even current TV show) porn title spoofs...
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A Bone in the Dark (Alone in the Dark)
Ocean's 12" (Ocean's 12)
House of Flying Cumshots (House of Flying Daggers)
Racing Strippers (Racing Stripes)
Hide and Seek the Salami (Hide and Seek)
Who the Bleep Should I Blow? (What the Bleep Do I Know?)
Posted by Jimmy Hoffa on 02/11 at 12:24 PM
Grinding Netherlands (Finding Netherland)
The Labiator (The Aviator)
The Plungeknob Her Pants Movie (Spongebob)
A very Long Engorgement (A Very Long Engagement)
Ok, I'm done!!
Posted by
darren on 02/11 at 12:56 PM
Pooh's HavaHump Movie
Leave it to Her Beaver.
That's all that I can think of.
Here's a good piece of gross gossip, though: "Which no-longer-newly-wed blonde had a recent affair with a movie
co-star? (According to her friends, the
jackass taught her to enjoy rimming)"
Posted by on 02/11 at 01:13 PM
The Life Erotic with Steve Zissou (mmm...Bill Murray porn)
Drill Bill (Vols. 1 & 2)
13 Going Down on 30 (standard gang-bang fare)
Erektra
Pooh's Heiferhump Movie (interspecies barnyard lovin'...and maybe some scat)
A Long Dong for Bobby Long
Cumming Upstream (could be anal, could be fish-fucking)
Actually, there really are quite a few titles on their list that already sound naughty.
Posted by
macgeezel on 02/11 at 01:14 PM
The V.D. Instad of the O.C.
Lame, I know.
Posted by
AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch on 02/11 at 01:26 PM
Assault of Sorority pt. 13
Thats all I can think of.
Posted by
Jet Jr on 02/11 at 01:26 PM
Cumstainedteen
Onya-Bak - The Hentai Warrior
Big Cock in Winn Dixie
Heiferhump - that's brilliant.
-z
Posted by
z on 02/11 at 01:27 PM
Ok, so these titles aren't necessarily for current movies & they are quite lame but hey ... my coworker & I have nothing better to do, so we decided to throw some out there.
"American Booty" (American Beauty)
"One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"Fuck Club" (Fight Club)
"Donnie dick-em-down Darko"
"The Mighty Fucks"
"Forrest Hump"
"Sperminator 2: Judgement Day"
"Blow Me Before Sunset"
"Million Dollar Booty"
"Lost in Masturbation"
"Spartanus"
"Blowing John Malkovich"
Excuse us for sucking so much. We're tired and not feeling that creative today. Two movies that already have great titles are Ed Wood & Snatch.
Posted by
krissy on 02/11 at 02:07 PM
Glad he ate her. (aka. Gladiator)
Posted by
sporty on 02/11 at 02:15 PM
Shell. might you be talking about Johnny Knoxville and Jessica Simpson?
Posted by
mikey on 02/11 at 02:34 PM
Mikey - That bit of gossip comes from
http://www.popbitch.com
Posted by on 02/11 at 02:59 PM
Dear god, why would she touch Knoxville when she has something as hot as Nick?
Posted by
Serra on 02/12 at 02:22 AM
Wow! I have to say to you all, I am proud of all of you. I have seen a lot of porn movie titles, a lot. And these are some of the most creative I have seen in a long time. Awesome!
Posted by
Mr. Fin on 02/12 at 10:33 AM
On Golden Blonde
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Arma-get-it-on (Ok, I stole that one from Miss Congeniality)
A Rack, no phobia
Driving into Miss Daisy
Oh nice...my word is nipple.
Posted by
Manic Witch on 02/12 at 11:24 AM
I'm not any kind of creative, nor did I make this up myself, but my friend's brother and dad used to sing, "Nah, nah, nah, nah...
Inspect-her Gadget.
And that's all I got.
Posted by
Alex on 02/12 at 02:21 PM
How about "Head Cleaner"
Posted by
Manic Witch on 02/13 at 05:09 AM
Heh - this was fun.
Currently Playing:
Are You There Yet?
The Navy Ate Her
Eating Julia
Coach Caught Her (the locker room tapes)
Fat Prince Albert
Finding Heather's Hand
The Boner Express
The Fudge
Nookieman
Flight of the Penis
Meet the Felchers
Now On Video:
The Whole Ten Inches
The Italian Hand Job
You've Got Male
Bone Free
Stop! Or my load will shoot!
Posted by
MJ on 02/13 at 02:20 PM
MJ-you are a freakin riot! I love those.
Posted by
Manic Witch on 02/13 at 07:34 PM
Here's some softcore television fare:
The Young and the Breastless ('Cause, let's face it, soap operas are like porn without the nudity anyway. And I think some porn may actually have better and more believable story lines.)
Gilmore Grinds
And... that's all I can come up with. Pretty lame, I know!
Posted by
redsaid on 02/14 at 01:26 AM
MEET. THE. FELCHERS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by
Joelle on 02/14 at 01:53 PM
