So, today I tried my first
Choco Taco... I've heard people say how good they are, blah blah blah, but I just didn't see what the appeal was, so I never tried one. Well, until today.
And just what do I think of the Choco Taco?
Eh. I mean, it's ice cream, so it's good by default. But honestly, it's not that good. I'd actually prefer just some plain ol' ice cream in a sugar cone to that thing. But hey, to each, his/her own, right?
I dunno. Maybe I'm just being biased because I think "Choco Taco" sounds like a euphemism for a black woman's pussy. Not that I don't like black pussy, no siree. I just don't like to eat food that's named after it.
For the record, I don't like fish tacos, snapper, or clams either.
Shit, I'm digressing again. I swear, I did
not intend for this post to become sex related. It was supposed to be all about my first Choco Taco experience.
OK, Choco Taco - meh.
Posted by mikey at 10:14 AM.
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a healthy breakfast is the start of a productive day.
guess we're gonna see a lot of blog entries, eh?
-z
Posted by
z on 02/17 at 10:40 AM
Well, I think they taste like cardboard, and I guess it's better that way, because I'll never see an ice cream truck again without thinking of "choco taco" (the euphemistic kind, not the literal ones).
Posted by
QC on 02/17 at 10:47 AM
You're a man of the world, right ? Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink...., You've been around, eh ? You've had black pussy ?? What's it like ??
[ apologies to Monty Python ]
Posted by on 02/17 at 11:04 AM
I didn't like the choco taco either when I tried it, like 6 years ago. Nasty. Uhh, I'll stay away from the rest of your analogy.
Posted by
Jeanette on 02/17 at 11:15 AM
lmao, as you usual you crack me up. I am not very fond of the choco taco for name or taste
Posted by
Chrissie on 02/17 at 02:52 PM
a propos of nothing, i propose Keiko in "Ass Flossers" (I'd buy the DVD for sure)
Posted by on 02/17 at 05:07 PM
i love the choco taco. it's fudgey.
Posted by
mia on 02/17 at 06:29 PM
I am offended az an Arizonian that you even ate that!!!
Posted by
ace on 02/17 at 07:11 PM
Well, I think I know what went wrong. I'm pretty sure you have to be high to fully enjoy the choco taco experience.
Posted by on 02/17 at 08:29 PM
I had one years ago, and I thought that it was pretty good.
Posted by
Serra on 02/18 at 03:09 AM
I've never heard f them before ... But it all comes down to sex doesn't it? Around here a popular treat is "Beaver Tails". Go figure.
Posted by
Marie on 02/18 at 05:35 AM
i love them, despite their sexual innuendo.
Posted by
geeky on 02/20 at 08:17 PM
