and I decided to do a little experiment. A TV watching experiment. Everybody's invited to participate. It'll be easy, trust me.
If you're gonna watch prime time TV, make note of how many drug commercials there are. You know what I'm talking about - Zertec, Zyban, Cialis, Vioxx, etc. You don't have to note exactly when you saw each one, but keep a tab running, in, say, half hour increments. Like, "From 8:00 to 8:30, I saw 7 drug commercials."
Also, make note of how many heartburn/diarrhea/constipation commercials you see, too... because that's the stuff that masks the reactions you get from... drugs (well, and fucked up food, too... most of us eat too much of that, too).
Other factors that you may want to jot down (but it's no biggie if you don't), what channel you're watching when you see these commercials. Obviously, ESPN will show more guy oriented ads (Enzyte, Cialis, whatever other boner pills). Oxygen will show more women oriented stuff. But, there's one thing they have in common - they'll both bombard us with drug ads.
I'm gonna be interested to see just how much the drug pushers advertise to us.
But really, most advertising nowadays is like drug pushing. You gotta have a Coke! You
need some Taco Bell right now! People would kill for a Klondike Bar! If you're feeling particularly disgusted with advertising, you could note every commercial and what they're selling. I don't know if that's something we'll do, but if someone does it, I'd like to see what the numbers tell us.
Yes, this is a totally unscientific experiment, but I think there's some merit to it. I mean, aren't you sick of all the drug commercials telling us what's wrong with us? Making us think we're sicker than we really are? Making us into hypochondriacs? I am.
Monday, August 15, 8:00 - 10:00pm
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