I got this link in an email today...
Some of the Worst Dudes who pose With Adult Film Stars - I’ll admit it. I’m as addicted to smut as most any male. Put it this way. I’ve already done my business and was caught by the woman once today. But you know something? I’m a normal guy.
I consider myself a reasonably handsome young man. And yet many times when I see pictures of your Aria Giovanni’s and Audrey Bitoni’s of the world, they’re always posing with some poor sap whose name is probably Rudolph, not Rudy, Rudolph.
I just don’t get it. But whether I get it or not, it’s fun to look at some of these guys.
Here are 10 saps wishing they had a chance with these women. [link]
Of course, I'm on there. While the author didn't really rag on me in her comment, I suppose I should be offended that I'm included in the "dork" category. But, eh, not really.
See, I don't mind being a "dork." Nobody's threatened by dorks. Dorks are never assholes or dicks, we're just goofy and different. Misunderstood, if you will.
But I think it says something when someone goes so far out of their way to make fun of dorks. You know, like, they're even lamer than the dork they're making fun of.
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yanno, out of all those dudes, you have the best chances of actually hittin' one of those chicks.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 09/03 at 06:49 PM
It could be worse, at least they weren't describing you as a dork in the pic; just a reference to the girl's visible underwear.
Posted by
Vertyeux on 09/05 at 09:14 AM
He was totally stretching when he tossed you in there. Probably needed a tenth and you were it.
Posted by
Murphy on 09/05 at 10:00 AM
We dorks gotta stick together.
Letʻs kick his/her/its ass!!!
P.S: heʻs probably just mad because "the woman" (his mom) caught ʻem with a fist full of lotion slathered tweezers, a magnifying glass, and her missing Victoriaʻs Secret catalog collection.
Cheer up dude, youʻre the coolest dork out there!!! Just playing... I am. But you can be 2nd. :-D
Posted by
Monica on 09/06 at 05:37 PM
Certainly nothing wrong with being a dork!
Posted by
hieyeglasses on 09/10 at 06:38 AM
Any guy who thinks he's going to make it with a pornstar and thinks that's special is not a dork. They're a dumbass. Hi, she has sex for a living. Yes, most guys want their picture taken with one. But I'd like to think most guys realize she goes back to her room and showers to get the loser smell off of her after the event.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 09/10 at 11:13 AM
Mikey, you're adorkable and the world knows it. Three cheers for dorkiness!
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