I mean, when else would I get to hear a line like this: "I'd blow you, but I can't breathe through my nose."
Nice.
Damned phlegm.
Posted by mikey at 08:43 PM. Filed under: And so on •
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OK, so she's been sick all week. Now, I'm sick too. Great. But it makes for some funny moments, really.
I mean, when else would I get to hear a line like this: "I'd blow you, but I can't breathe through my nose."
Nice.
Damned phlegm.
Next entry: You're kidding, right?
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I mean, when else would I get to hear a line like this: "I'd blow you, but I can't breathe through my nose."
Nice.
Damned phlegm.
Wow. That is so much information.
Posted by Christina on 12/18 at 08:53 PM
I always say that when sick so I still rack up the brownie points 
.
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
. I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
Posted by chrissie on 12/18 at 09:02 PM
I'd blow you, but you're not a chick.
Posted by raven on 12/19 at 05:32 AM
LMAO - ditto chrissie. Its a brownie point comment 90% of the time when any woman says that to their man while sick 
.
.
Posted by Rae on 12/19 at 06:20 AM
I think my head just exploded.
Posted by sphinx on 12/19 at 07:22 AM
Ah, it's so true love.
Posted by Kymberlie R. McGuire on 12/20 at 08:50 AM
who says romance is dead?
Posted by laura on 12/20 at 02:11 PM
Maybe I should start using that line instead of telling guys straight up that I hear I'm not very good at giving blow jobs due to my inability to down a shot in one gulp.
Not that I share that info with just anyone, mind you. I have to be really rather drunk to give it up. Not the blow job...the info on how it might be bad and all.
Man, this is turning into one clusterfuck of a comment, isn't it? I'll go back to work and leave you alone now.
Not that I share that info with just anyone, mind you. I have to be really rather drunk to give it up. Not the blow job...the info on how it might be bad and all.
Man, this is turning into one clusterfuck of a comment, isn't it? I'll go back to work and leave you alone now.
Posted by Faith on 12/21 at 11:13 AM
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