Oh yeah, before I forget... the shirt I don't have (if you want to play along, go read
here first):
- I am a nerd.
Yeah, I've got this one. I've had it for like, a billion years. Of course, it's been applicable for like, a billion years.
- Ask me about my penis
I got this one from the Sik World booth at the AVN Expo a few years back.
- I eat carbs
Joelle got this from Awesome Brands, a company dedicated to giving people smarter food choices.
- Mary Carey for Governor
Don't worry, I didn't actually vote for her... but I thought this would be a cool shirt to own, so I bought it (back during the campaign - I'm not sure if they're still selling it).
- Well, sizzle my sausage
You can see me wearing this shirt here and in almost every picture from me at the AVN Expo this year.
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
I bought this like, a month ago. It'll be a really cool shirt until the movie actually comes out... after that? Well, if the movie sucks, I won't wear it anywhere except to the gym. And the movie will probably suck, but I'm still holding out hope.
- I'm so blogging this
A-HA! Yeah, I don't own this. Fran's got an "I'm blogging this" shirt, but that's the closest I come to having it.
- San Diego Blood Bank
One day, I played hookie from work. I went to get some food, and there happened to be a blood donor truck in the parking lot, taking donations, and they were giving out free shirts to all donors. I figured, since I skipped work, I may as well do something positive, yanno?
- There's Something About Mary
I should have taken a picture of this shirt... it's got a picture of Ted from high school (with the geeky haircut and the mouthful of braces)
- "I already gave my best, and I have no regrets" - William Hung
Yeah, I bought this online. Wanna make something of it? And yanno what? Joelle and I even saw him in "concert" (a free show at the local mall). How many people can say that?
- Bun Boy (home of the world's tallest thermometer)
Yes, I've actually stopped there, and yes, I bought the shirt. Joelle even went across the street to the Alien Fresh Jerky store (no, seriously!). I got a picture with the alien outside, but I forgot where that is.
- Trix are for kids
No cute story, just "Yes, I own this." And it says "Silly Rabbit" on the back.
So, let's hear it. What are some of the favorite shirts that you
own? (Sorry, wanting doesn't count. You have to have it.)
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My son has a shirt that reads:
I am like a super hero with no special powers or motivation.
I think it's hilarious.
Posted by
Amy S on 03/09 at 10:04 AM
My favorite t-shirt was bought at Target. It is a camouflage t-shirt that says "HA! Now you can't see me!"
*cheesy grin*
I also have a pretty neat Bob Ross t-shirt with him on it painting Happy Little Trees...
Posted by
jen on 03/09 at 10:43 AM
hee. I stole Fran's blogging this t-shirt. It's mine! Miiiine! I nearly made a comment (during the contest) like 'hey! I've got that one!'. hee. Good think I kept my yap shut, eh?
Posted by
skits on 03/09 at 10:59 AM
I have two. One is blue and says "Everyone Loves a Jewish Girl" and the other one is green and says "50% Single".
Posted by
Raych on 03/09 at 11:07 AM
my fave right now is my i heart geeks t-shirt. in celebration of american hi-fi's new single - the geeks get the girls
Posted by
lyn on 03/09 at 11:18 AM
i have one with a picture of a rooster that says, in some very proper olde english font...
"COCK."
Also have to love my homestarrunner t-shirt. I'm a belle.
-z
Posted by
z on 03/09 at 11:28 AM
dude - you shouldn't have said "fake shirt/shirt I don't have". Cause everyone knows "I'm so blogging this" is a real shirt.
Posted by
julie on 03/09 at 11:36 AM
I still have left over shirts that say "Nobody's perfect..." on the front and "...but I'm working on it" on the back. I made them for the monks (the ones I know, and extras for anyone who wanted one) at the Buddhist monastery near my place.
Posted by on 03/09 at 11:54 AM
My favorite Tshirt shows a stick figure tripping and underneath says, I do all my own stunts.
Posted by
Murphy on 03/09 at 11:58 AM
Woo hoo! I was right!!
I own no witty shirts, alas.
Posted by on 03/09 at 12:10 PM
I used to have a shirt with a stick figure on it as well. But mine showed the figure falling off of his bike. Underneath it says "I have been disqualified." My cousin took it from me though. Another fav is my Mooninites shirt that says "the innocent shall suffer ... big time." The 3rd is a red shirt that says rock with a hand throwin up the rock sign. I used to have a bunch but they're all so old or other people have them now. So, it's time to stock up again. But yeah, I already typed this yesterday but check out unamerican.com 80stees.com & shopodd.com
Posted by
krissy on 03/09 at 02:53 PM
I (heart) tattooed dumb guys.
Posted by
Christy on 03/09 at 05:55 PM
i have one that says "talk nerdy to me", it's my favorite. i also have a "vote for pedro", "bow to your sensei","karma hates you" and "shirts suck" shirt.
Posted by r on 03/09 at 06:07 PM
I have two faves. One is a Pirate Loafy t-shirt that my friend Christine made for me and the other is my Vote For Pedro shirt that I made myself.
and GG has a shirt that Christine made of robots attacking the Albany Capital Plaza. It's bitchin'.
Posted by
Martini Mambo on 03/09 at 06:54 PM
I have an Information Society "Hack" t-shirt with the armored car on the front and it says, "This is not art" in the corner. Got it at the second concert of there's that I went to. I am so cool.
Posted by
Kymberlie R. McGuire on 03/09 at 08:59 PM
I have one that says "In need of constant supervision" (in glittery red letters) and another that just says "Bazooka", with the picture of the gum. Nerdy and I love em!
Posted by on 03/09 at 11:51 PM
My "I love dorks" shirt still kicks ass. I wore it on a date with a dorky guy the other night, he loved it.
I waaaant the "I'm so blogging this" shirt. Arr, why don't they take Paypal at Think Geek?
Posted by
Serra on 03/10 at 01:32 AM
I have the I (heart) nerds shirt, as well as my You give love a bad name T. I still have my disco ted shirt, which was a local band (the Ted BAxter Experience) they took ted's head and put it on the Saturday Night Fever John Travolta Pose. I also have the I hate your band shirt, and the guy is flipping you off. Perfect to wear when seeing my husband's band.
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