Hey Freak!

I was reading through my archives, and I saw one of those old Battle of the... posts. I haven't done one of those in a while, so... why not? Let's do one now.

If you don't remember, the rules are easy. I give you two choices. You pick one. No logic necessary, no real preference necessary; just pick one. So easy, even a MySpacer could do it. Ready?

1. Battle of the Cheetos: puffed vs. crunchy



2. Battle of the skanks who have taken skankdom to new and unprecedented heights: Britney vs. Lindsay



3. Battle of the Discovery Channel survival shows: "Survivorman" vs. "Man vs. Wild"



4. Battle of the former heart-throbs that have since gone batshit crazy: Tom Cruise vs. Mel Gibson



5. Battle of the Sith Lords not named "Vader": Darth Sidious vs. Darth Maul

Me? I won't answer, since I thought of the battles. I have to remain impartial, you know.

Easy!
1. puffed
2. Britney - hands down
3. Jury is still out (because I haven't seen either)
4. Tom Cruise - Now with more Batshit Crazy!
5. Darth Maul - he is hotter.

Puffed
Lindsay - her stupid shit is documented legally
Never watched either so can't answer
Mel I guess
Darth Maul - ditto the hot factor

Puffed
Britney - kids = much more trainwreck material
Surivorman
ummm....death? cake? do i have to choose?
Sidious. Ten times more evil.

1.) Crunchy: the puffy ones are close to infringing on Cheese Puffs territory.

2.) Britney: Plenty of self-entitled druggie skanks out there. Not so many moms shaving heads and letting their dogs crap on borrowed designer dresses. Brit really changed the game.

3.) Man vs. Wild: Bear Grylls might be one of the ten greatest human beings to ever walk the earth. And he doesn't need a team of dogs to dominate.

4.) Cruise: Mel hasn't exactly gone the way of the guano. He's just stopped going to AA and occasionally forgets the difference between asshole inside thoughts and the ones you say out loud. Tom believes a guy named Xenu lives underneath a volcano and holds the key to all life on earth. He could stand the euthanasia.

5.) Sidious: Maul's lifespan and effect on the storyline were minor in comparison. Were it not for the badass double-saber and the hardcore face paint, he'd be as forgetable as Admiral Ozzel.

By the way, check this link out:
http://18to88.com/Articles/starwars2007.htm

1. Depends on my mood, but today I'll go with Puffed
2. Tough one, but Lohan, because you know you still would.
3. Wasn't one of these recently revealed to be fake? I mean, more fake than you'd expect. Whichever one that isn't. (I haven't seen either)
4. Gibson. He's not as annoying and his antics have only made the news once.
5. Sidious. Come on. The dude is THE bad guy in Star Wars. Even Vader turns back to the light for a while, but Palpatine is evil from beginning to end.

1. Puffed, though I reserve the right to consume the occasional crunchy.
2. Lindsay
3. Haven't seen either, but the Man vs. Wild dude looked somewhat cute?
4. Cruise I guess.
5. Sidious. I can feeeel your anger.

1. crunchy. mm, fake cheese.
2. Lindsey
3. Man vs. Wild (no hot cocoa and hotels!)
4. Tom Cruise. At least he's still somewhat attractive.
5. I have blocked the first three Star Wars movies from memory, so I cannot answer this question.

1. Crunchy. It's simply krunkcheezy.

2. Britney. Because she reminds me of many a ho down here.

3. Survivorman. Bear Grylls is a fraud (Youtube da, yo).

4. Tom Cruise. Because he's Tom Cruise.

5. George W. Bush. Need I say more?

1. Puffed. Betteer orange fingers.
2. LiLo. Hands down.
3. Survivorman. I got drawn into a marathon as proof.
4. Cruise. See Oprah, Scientology, and Suri.
5. Darth Maul. Totally bad ass for all 11 minutes in Episode One... not that anyone is counting...

1. Puffed
2. Paris wasn't an option? Ok, I was going to say Ho-han, but looking as some of the reasons for choosing Brit, I am now leaning that way.
3. I only saw Man vs Wild, so I really can't compare.
4. Cruise. Gibson is just an ass, but not nuts.
5. Sidious. Maul wasn't there long enough to establish himself as a true sith. The double light saber was cheating.

1. Crunchy
2. Britney
3. Bear all the way!
4. Cruise
5. Sidious

1. I'm a traditionalist--I have to stick with crunchy.

2. Britney--she wins the crazy contest every day.

3. I haven't seen either

4. I hate Tom Cruise so much for the damage he did to women battling post partum depression that I will never knowingly watch anything that will put money in his pockets.

5. Sidious--give me the creepy creeps.

Puffed
Britney.
Survivor Man
Tom Cruise. I loathe him,
Darth Sidious

now, where's mah prize?

1. Puffed
2. Britney
3. I've only seen Survivorman and I think he's an idiot ::shrug::
4. Tom Cruise
5. Darth Sidious

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