OK, I was listening to the radio, and that song "
Damn, I wish I was your lover" by Sophie B. Hawkins came on. And I don't know why, but the first thing I thought was:
"Hm. I'm surprised that the I Can't Believe it's Not Butter folks haven't bought the rights so they could use this song for a commercial jingle. I mean, come on... 'damn, I can't believe it's not butter' is just waiting to pop."
Before you call me stupid, recall that Fabio was once the spokesperson for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter. I'd say that Sophie B. Hawkins is at least a step up, don't you?
Now, if at least one person walks around humming or singing "Damn, I can't believe it's not butter" in their head today, then my work is done.
Posted by mikey at 08:33 AM.
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you're evil. as soon as i read that, i was singing it and now it's stuck. damn you.
Posted by
lyn on 02/16 at 08:50 AM
i've got an even better idea! have Fabio sing "damn, i can't believe it's not butter"! have you heard his album?
Posted by
geeky on 02/16 at 09:23 AM
I may not have "Damn I can't believe it's not butter" in my head, but after Joelle's dog show entry I now have "Nut Snatch" to the tune of "Love Shack" in my head. Wierd, cuz I read her entry before reading yours.
Sheep joke was great, BTW.
Posted by on 02/16 at 09:38 AM
"i've got an even better idea! have Fabio sing "damn, i can't believe it's not butter"! have you heard his album?"
That's disturbing. Did he have a duet with David Hasselhof?
Does anyone ever use that squeeze bottle of ICBINB? Most disgusting thing ever.
Only thing more disgusting is that I used an acronym for a fake butter product. I'm so lazy.
-z
Posted by
z on 02/16 at 10:16 AM
Took me a minute to determine the rhythm, but yeah, I guess it does work.
Posted by
Broad on 02/16 at 10:34 AM
Didn't Sophie B Hawkins used to be a man or something like that? Totally unrelated to the topic at hand, yet still gossip worthy...
Posted by
Raych on 02/16 at 10:37 AM
and i believe Sophie B. is a lesbian, so they could still do the whole woman in a gothic gown being seduced with not-butter thing!
Posted by
shark on 02/16 at 12:48 PM
Lesbian? Damn. The song won't have the same meaning to me now.
Posted by
JonasParker on 02/16 at 01:02 PM
Dude! Ok it's bad enough my coworker had me walkin around singin "at the copa ... copacabana." Now I've got her walking around singing "damn, i can't believe it's not butter"
I'd say your work is done.
Posted by
krissy on 02/16 at 01:15 PM
I will totally be singing that as I spritz ICBINB spray onto my afternoon popcorn. Then I'll sing the peanut butter jelly song. Your downloads have increased my music collection's cheese quotient by a factor of at least four, btw. And I thank you, because I really did need some mpcheese to chairdance to while I deleted all my spam.
Posted by
Noelle on 02/16 at 01:57 PM
Ok, I'm a dork, but you're totally my hero for posting that song. I loved it when it was popular, and I totally forgot about it. Now I'm back in that summer before 9th grade! Eeeeeee! /end dorkiness
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Alison on 02/16 at 04:34 PM
