Hey Freak!

A few quick thoughts:

• Thank God for the Puppy Bowl, because seriously, I couldn't give a fuck who wins the Super Bowl.



• Play artist Carmen Electra! You see, this is why I don't want a sync system in my car. If somebody yelled that out, they'd actually get to listen to some Carmen Electra music. Same with Michael Bolton (although it's not his wussy music - it's from way back when he was a "rocker"). But I draw the line at Tiffany. I have no Tiffany.



• I was watching the news last night, and they showed footage of Heath Ledger's dead body being wheeled outside, and the streets were totally lined with paparazzi and other onlookers. It was sad. I mean, jeez, people, can't we just let a guy die in peace? Do we have to make a show of his dead body being transported? Show a little respect for the dead. OK, maybe the paparazzi doesn't show respect for anyone, but you'd think that some of those other onlookers could have shown a little restraint, yanno?



• Speaking of paparazzi, I'm surprised that celebrities haven't gotten together to hire, say, private investigators, to tail some of the paparazzi when they go home after work. You know, a little taste of their own medicine. I know, that'd probably be considered "harrassment," but really, it's nothing worse than they do every day (tailing people, taking pictures, insuring that they never have a private moment).
  
  Don't get me wrong. I love me some sleb gossip... every once in a while. But at the same time, I don't begrudge anyone their private time. I actually feel bad for a lot of the slebs, since they pretty much have NO private time anymore. They can't go anywhere without a thousand cameras in their face. That's just sad. I honestly think the gossip community should be reined in a little bit. Everybody deserves to have a (private) life, yanno? Even Paris and Lindsay.



• Anyone still watch the Biggest Loser on NBC? I do. But maybe not for much longer. Please excuse me whilst I channel Steve Martin...
  
  OK, the fucking Biggest Loser. A fucking half hour show stretched out to fucking two fucking hours. And what's with all the fucking artificial drama? I mean, jeezus, you have 14 people on there, trying to positively change their lives for the better, and they fucking go out of their fucking way to fucking create artificial drama (come on - you've seen how they've tried to encourage the drama, blowing the team against team thing out of proportion)? I mean, wha, 20 people trying to lose weight, all in the same house... that doesn't create enough fucking drama for you?
  
  And another fucking note to you, NBC. Not everything needs to be suspenseful. I mean, holy fuck, Captain Kirk thinks you take to long to finish a fucking sentence. Every fucking weigh in, they play that "suspense" music, and it drives me nuts. I'm sorry, but if you try to make everything "suspenseful," then all that happens is that then end is anti-climactic. Seriously, by the end of every show, I find myself not caring who the fuck gets kicked out; I just want the show to end.
  
  And, I don't mind Alison, but holy fuck, why does she have to repeat everything all the time. And not just repeat shit, but the shit she's saying is totally obvious. "You have one vote. Three more and you'll be eliminated." One vote later.... "You have two votes. Two more and you'll be eliminated." Well holy fucking DUH, one plus one... really, that equals two? Thanks for the fucking update! One vote later... "You have two votes, Biff over there has one vote. If he gets one more vote, he'll be tied with you, and if you get one more vote, you'll be eliminated." GAHHHHHHHH. I swear, it's like she's reading to a bunch of 3rd graders. Come on, NBC... your viewers are smarter than that.
  
  Long story short - NBC, you've taken what should be an inspirational show and turned it into a fucking sack of bullshit, with a smidgen of inspiration left. I'm not sure that that smidgen is enough to keep me watching. Stop with the fucking bullshit drama and the bullshit stalling and the bullshit fake suspense. You'll have a perfectly fine show without all that crap.



• This is where NBC sends Edie McClurg to say to me... "You're fucked."

OK, that's enough for a while.

Play artist Tiffany!

The way they do that "vote-off math" makes it feel like a word problem. lol

I don't have any Tiffany either. But..um...well...I can't say the same for Debbie Gibson.

I can't imagine standing around hoping to see Heath Ledger being wheeled out of his hotel. That's just gross to me. Who does that? When I see a car accident and you can tell that someone is injured or dead? I take great pains to not look. Why would I do the opposite just because the person was in a few movies I liked? Sheesh...

I totally agree about Biggest loser! I've watched 4 seasons now (including this one), and it just makes me so mad. I totally liked it when the show was an hour. If you're going to make it longer, at least have some of segments where you show us what sort of different exercise regimen your contestants are on. Heck, feel free to say "without proper medical supervision, I'd only do a quarter of this each day to avoid pushing myself too far." But, c'mon, the farking 2 hours of nothingness? I watch it, but I spend a lot of time surfing the net while watching.

Plus, I'm also pissed b/c my, ugh, ex-boyfriend chose to break up with me while I was watching. Yeah, over the phone. Because he couldn't break up with me in person the day before because he said he "wasn't sure" the day before.

okay, sorry to spew the anger. I agree with you about the syncing, and about biggest loser, and about heath ledger. yay mikey!

PS thanks for offering domo. But my boyfriend is actually a really cool and sweet guy, which is why I'm so utterly baffled. So I'm angry. but I don't think I want to hurt him. But I'll let you know if I do.

Oh come on. You gotta have I Think We're Alone Now. That's a classic! I actually just got that a few months back. Sadly, I have no Gibson though. Just the other day I was thinking I should rectify that. But that was mostly cuz I saw Ms. Gibson on VH1 for a hot second. The urge will probably pass.

I want my fucking car

Right. fucking. now.

I fucking love you because that is my favorite fucking movie and favorite fucking scene ever. Teehee!

I saw a pic of Brit and J.T. on the beach (yeah, it was an old magazine) with the caption "This is what you see..." and then a pic taken from behind them. "And this is what THEY see"... There had to be at LEAST 75 paparazzo snapping pics of them. That really sucks.

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