Hey Freak!

Psst.

OK. So, I think that I'm a pretty considerate guy. I open doors for people (not just women). I don't call people at weird times of the night. I say "excuse me," "please," and "thank you."

And most of all?

I try not to fart in front of Joelle.

Posted by mikey at 06:35 AM. Filed under: TMI •

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ummmmm...roll on your back and try to difuse it with the mattress? Unless its a waterbed...that might make it worse!

Posted by elizabeth on 10/31 at 07:08 AM

Yes, no dutch oven. I appreciate that, thank you.

Posted by Joelle on 10/31 at 08:33 AM

well... my bf routinely burps and farts in front of me. i don't consider it rude or impolite. actually, i think it's more a sign of comfortableness. me, on the other hand, i'm a room-leaver.

as to your question, let 'er rip. if questioned later, you can just say you were asleep yourself. =)

Posted by heather on 10/31 at 08:34 AM

dude, mr. geeky refuses to fart in front of me too! he's goal is never to fart in front of me for our entire married life. i find it funny and sort of charming

Posted by geeky on 10/31 at 09:01 AM

Not only do I fart, but I fart loud and obviously. Then when she wakes up and asks if I've farted, I lie and tell her she did it.

Welcome to romance, ladies.

Posted by Maine on 10/31 at 10:37 AM

As Hamlet so aptly put it:
"To toot or not to toot
whether tis nobler in the gut to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous gas pains
or to take arms against a sea of bubbles
and by expelling end them? - to die, - to sleep"

Posted by Jenny on 10/31 at 12:41 PM

That's the sweetest thing I've heard in forever. No, no romance or dating life here for over a year. I'd love to find a guy who goes away to do his thing. My Dad farts (loudly) anywhere everywhere. Luckily my son hasn't developed his bad habits.
And perhaps dumb question...what is a dutch oven? lol

Posted by Cheri on 10/31 at 01:26 PM

I love Dutch Ovens.

Posted by Kathy on 10/31 at 01:48 PM

Oh I only wish. My boyfriend gets some horrible pleasure out of farting in front of me a zillion times a day. I don't really mind, but I'd like at least the semblance of consideration.

But if you're comfy and snuggled in bed, there's no reason to take your innards on an epic quest before venting them. Just point your butt out and away from Joelle and hope for a draft to carry the evidence out the door or window.

Posted by Nox on 10/31 at 03:23 PM

I don't think you are required to get out of bed just to be considerate. Fair waring if she is awake would work, in addition to pointing it away from her and airing things out as quickly as possible.

Posted by sophie on 11/01 at 09:56 AM

Dude,
You gotta just let it rip....

Funny, my captcha is matter. Soo long as it has no matter in it, let it rip....

Posted by on 11/02 at 07:28 AM

i wish my husband would hold back in front of me. he seems to be proud of his "signature scent". ugh.

Posted by Dawn (webmiztris) on 11/02 at 10:30 AM

just wait. when you've been together as long as we have, you just let them rip. because sometimes, even when you go to the other room, they follow you back in.

Posted by becky on 11/03 at 07:31 PM

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