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OK, things used to be, I'd play little games on Fridays. Match game. Random music quizzes. They were nice ways to kill some time whilst counting down for the weekend...

Today? Inspired by that Ford Focus/Sync System commercial, we'll do the "Play artist" game. Well, it's not really a game; I just made it up. Here's how it'll go... you name a band or artist, and I will, however grudgingly, name at least song I have by that band or artist. And if I don't have anything by that band/artist, then you owe me a dollar. Sound fun? No? Well, it's all I could think of. Really, if anyone plays along, I'll consider it a minor miracle.

So, go ahead. Do your best to try to embarass me. I'm not scared of your calls for Michael Bolton or Color Me Badd songs!

And yes, I'm kidding about the dollar.

And please, feel free to play along, too. Hell, I'll even start. Ready?

Play artist... Hall & Oates.
Play Artist Type O Negative

BZZZT. Sorry, I've got nothing by them.
Play artist...Blackhawk.

BZZZT. I've never even heard of that band. Perhaps this wasn't such a fun idea... I feel so out of touch now.
Play artist...Hannah Montana

BZZT. Please. Like I'd own anything by a Cyrus family member? Hahahah
Play artist... Spice Girls

BZZT

Play artist... Avril Lavigne

He was a Sk8terboi, he said see ya later, boy...

Play artist... New Kids on the Block

Aw, crap.
You've got the right stuff... baby
Play artist...Color Me Badd

Oh girl, I think I love you. I'm always thinking of you. I want you to know I do it All4Love...
Play artist ... Donny Osmond!

Boo....
Like a thief in the night who can't get enough, I am willing to fight, 'cause I'm a Soldier of Love. Like a shot in the dark when the going gets rough, it's a state of the heart when you're a Soldier of Love.
Play artist.. Deborah Gibson!!

BZZT. Hey, just because *you* were in love with her doesn't mean that I was! hahaha

Play "artist".. Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Wait, she has an album out?
Let's see...I have a feeling that most anything from the 80s you'll have...so...hmmm, I'll go 70s.

Play artist Leo Sayer!

Boo.
Whoa-oo-whoa-yeah-ee-yeaheeeeyyyy. I love you more than I can say. I'll love you twice as much tomorrowwwwww-oh, love you more than I can say.
PS - I have the entire Hall & Oats Greatest Hits compilation on my 'pod. Proudly! = )
Play artist....George Michael

OK. Making sure to separate Wham! UK from George, the solo artist...
All we have to do (now) is take these lies and make them true (somehow). All we have to see is that I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me. Yeah yeah!
Play artist.... Peter Gabriel

All my instincts, they return. And the grand facade, so soon will burn. Without a noise, without my pride, I reach out from the inside....
Play artist...Kenny G.

BZZT. Doesn't everyone know of my disdain for Kenny G?
Play artist...Electric 6

BZZT. I've barely even heard of then, and can't even name a single one of their songs... sorry.
Aah, was just talking to someone about Donnie Osmond and how I adored his music in sixth grade. I got a nice blank stare hehe.

Play artist...Don Johnson

Heartbeat... I'm lookin for a heartbeat. Heartbeat... I'm lookin for a heartbeat...
Wow, those lyrics are just... awesome. His songwriting ability definitely mirrors his acting ability.
Play artist....David Hasselhoff!

BZZT. Wha, do you think I'm from Germany or something?
Damn...how about...Play artist....Patrick Swayze!

Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs... she's like the wind.
Play artist...Jeff Stryker

BZZT. Sorry, no gay porn here. Unless that's also the name of a musician, in which case, I've never heard of him.
Play artist .... Paula Abdul

Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever? Or are you just havin fun?
Play artist... Cinderella

(And dude, I sincerely hope you NEVER play ANYTHING of Jeff Stryker's... KnowhatImean? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more?)

Now let me tell ya, it sure feels good, first time I saw that girl I knew it would. Now let me tell ya, it sure felt right, no pullin' teeth, she didn't want to fight, she said shake me...
Play artist... Winger!

You were here when I came... you'll be here when I'm gone. So don't be waiting on love, 'cause I'll be waiting to ramble on. Headed for a hearrrrrrrrrrtbreak.
Play artist...Erasure smile

Do you remember? There was a time.... ahaha. When people on the street were walking hand in hand in haaaaaaaand. They used to talk about the weather, making plans together, days would last forever...
Play artist....Eddie Murphy (song, not stand up)

Dead bird. Gonna put it on you. PUT IT ON YOU.

Wait, that was from his stand up...

My girl wants to potty all the time, potty all the time, potty all the time. My girl wants to potty all the time, POTTY ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, yeah.
Play artist...The Big B...Barry Manilow (and Copa Cabana doesn't count)

The night goes into mornin', just another day, happy people pass my way. Lookin' in their eyes, I see a memory, I never realized how happy you made me, oh Mandy. Well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today. Oh, Mandy.
Play artist... Nelson.

I've been on the outside, looking in. Let me into your heart, oh. There's nothing on earth that should keep us apart.... baby. I can't live without your love and affection. I cant face another night on my own. I'd give up my pride just to save me from being alone... 'cause I cant live without your love.

Bonus: video enjoyment. Because, yeah, that is one of my favorite songs. No, seriously.


Play artist... Kimya Dawson (or Moldy Peaches).

BZZT. Sorry, I've never heard of either of those names.

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