Hey Freak!

OK, so I went to the store with Joelle tonight. When we got back to her place, I got all ready to park on the street. The street isn't that wide; like, barely big enough to fit two cars going in opposite directions, with street parking on both sides. So, I pull forward to park in this spot, and... this lady pulls up behind me, trying to get through. But the fucking dumbass got right on my ass, so that I couldn't back in to parallel park. After a few seconds of shouting "What the fuck?" from both of us, she turned her car to the side like she was going to drive past me. It was a tight fit, but I think she could have made it. But alas, no. She just sat there, making it almost impossible to turn my car in reverse and park. And she just sat there. I rolled down my window and yelled "Fucking move!" And she just sat there. She couldn't fucking wait 5 seconds for me to park, and now she's moved so that it's hard for me to turn or do anything. And she just sat there.

I started yelling for her to either back up or just go past, so I could get along with parking, but no. She just sat there.

And then... she pulled out her phone to make a call. Now, she's blocking traffic, not wanting to move because she's an impatient cunt, and now she's on the phone. So I fucking went off. "Move your fucking car, you stupid fucking bitch!" I tried to make sure to yell it loud enough so that the person she was on the phone with would hear me, but she had her music cranked, so I don't know if that worked.

After a minute of yelling at her, I decided fuck it, and try to park anyway. If her nice Benz gets hit, then so fucking be it. Because the bitch couldn't wait 5 seconds for me to park. Yeah, I said that before, but I wanted to reiterate the point, because goddamn it, all she had to do was wait 5 seconds and I would've been done. But she felt compelled to drag out the situation for a couple of minutes, totally blocking traffic.

I was barely able to make it past her (in reverse, on a pretty steep incline. did I mention that before?) and the bitch sped off before I could get her plate number. In hindsight, I wish I would have just sat there for a little bit longer, just so SHE'D have to make the first move, and if there was a collision, it'd be HER fault. Fucking cunt. I mean, I know it's a pain when someone in front of you is trying to parallel park, but goddamn, at least I give the person a chance. At least I know not to get right up on their ass when I see the reverse lights. It's called courtesy. And not enough people practice it.

Oh, and sorry for all the cussing, but the dumbass shit-eating cunt deserves it.

What you should have done (I know, hindsight is 20/20, right) is turn your car so that the entire street is blocked. Then you get out of the car, walk up to her window, knock, and tell her that you're going to be parking, and she'll have to back up, and she's not going anywhere until she does, and you can wait all night. She's move.

Or, like, kick her fucking door real hard.

Do you ever start cussing someone out like that and run out of valid cuss words and just start adding random words to cuss words? Like cuntweasle, or dickbutter? Yeah, I know, I'm odd.

Throw the car in park and switch on your hazzards. Then act like something is wrong with the car so you can't possibly go anywhere. Then the twat might actually move.

LOL Gina. I do the same thing, but right now I can't think of any. Maybe because I'm not in a uber-cussing mood to have to make any up right now.

Ha! That was kind of fun to read.

I totally get your anger! It's not just with the parking, it's everything traffic related lately. It seems as though once people get behind the wheel it's every man/woman for themselves.

There seems to be NO courtesy on the roads anymore, people are too wrapped up in their cell phone conversations or something to actually pay attention to all the other cars around them.

This is closely related to my driving pet peeve of people who drive behind you when they can clearly see you're trying to back out of a parking space in a parking lot. They KNOW you can't see them and they just can't wait a goddamn minute so you can back out, so they zoom behind you, nearly taking off the back half of your car in the process. Man, I hate other drivers.

I almost had to kill a guy today. I was getting my daughter and my nephew out of the back seat of my car and this fucker just could not wait 15 fucking seconds to pull into the parking space next to mine. Never mind the fact that there were a dozen other parking spots available. He had to have that one and he had to have it now. He came thisclose to hitting the kids.

If anyone ever asks, I will smile and completely deny turning around, losing my shit and screaming at him while kicking his passenger door. Yep, I would NEVER do such a thing.

He must have felt like the cocksmack that he is, because he just backed up and took off without going into the store.

I see you have the same fk'n moron drivers as we do here. I can't tell you how many people I've yelled at or given the finger at in just the past month.
And yesterday this lady turns in her mini van and looks right at me like "wtf are you doing" as if I'm going to hit her. It's called turning lane lady and unless you turn suddenly without using your blinker I'm NOT going to hit you! I wonder if I look that stupid when I yell at the morons??? LOL

Whats even better is when you are pulling up to line up with the car in front of the spot you want (because you actually know how to and passed parallel parking 101) and some dumb ass sees the spot and pulls in when you are sitting there blinker on and reverse lights on. Fuckers. All of 'em!

Yes, There seems to be NO courtesy on the roads anymore, people are too wrapped up in their cell phone conversations or something to actually pay attention to all the other cars around them.

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