Hey Freak!

Oh, sure, yesterday, I had a huge ass blog post composed in my head, and thought "Eh, I'll just blog it tomorrow." And, of course, I haven't the faintest idea what I was gonna talk about. How Maria Sharapova is every bit as hot as Anna Kournikova, except she actually wins tournaments? No, that's not it. How it's funny that everybody equates the San Diego Chargers with bad drafts (hello, Ryan Leaf), but they don't remember that in 2001, they had the first pick and traded down to get LaDainian Tomlinson and also landed Drew Brees that year... oh, and the first pick? The pick that everybody said San Diego should have taken? The pick everyone wanted? Michael Vick. I'll bet nobody questions that trade now... but that's not what I was gonna talk about, either. So, instead, you just get... more battles. Same as always, no reasoning necessary (unless you want to), just pick one. Ready?

1. Battle of the TV dancing shows: So You Think You Can Dance vs. Dancing with the Stars


2. Battle of the camouflage artists: chameleons vs. cuttlefish


3. Battle of the funny dropped call commercials: "I hope you're not doing anything stupid like, getting married." vs. "Wha, did your wife wolf it down for breakfast?"


4. Battle of the Mythbusters: Adam Savage vs. Jamie Hyneman


5. Battle of the extreme temperatures: too hot vs. too cold

Normally, I don't weigh in. But damn, it's been pretty hot here lately, so I'm gonna have to choose "too cold" for the last one. You can always put more clothes on, but when you're naked and trying to sleep and still sweating in bed, then... well that just sucks.

1. Dancing with the Stars: I didn't really watch either one but ever since FOX canceled Arrested Development I've boycotted them. Rational or not...boycott lives on!

2. Chameleons: It's a lizard. They can grab stuff. They move slowly like a sloth. Yeah.

3. Neither: "Way to step up Rick." That's my fav. Poor Rick is celebrating and happy as a clam and his wife is all pissed off. He's gonna be all happy the entire flight home and then he gets to the airport and gets hit by anger. All because of a dropped call. I feel badly for Rick.

4. Adam: Jamie is too surly and doesn't seem like a real people person. Naturally I'm assuming that I would be meeting them here, and since I'm shy I need to meet the more outgoing, friendly type person.

5. TOO COLD!: I will say this until I am dead. You can put on more clothes. You can get a blanket. If I'm sweating at my desk and I'm already in a t-shirt and a skirt, there's not much I can more I can take off and not be arrested for it. Too hot sucks. Too hot makes me irritable. Too hot makes me want to stab people with pencils. Too cold is manageable. Too cold is the hands down winner.

If I'm sweating at my desk and I'm already in a t-shirt and a skirt, there's not much I can more I can take off and not be arrested for it.

Apparently too hot makes me ramble and not make any sense. That should say:

"If I'm sweating at my desk and I'm already in a t-shirt and a skirt, there's not much more I can take off and not be arrested for it."

Whew...

Yeah, too hot sucks. I say that especially because I'm a fat guy, and I sweat incredible amounts when it's hot.

1. SYTYCD.... no surprise there.

2. chameleons. (thanks for getting that boy george song stuck in my head now, btw)

3. "I hope you're not doing anything stupid like, getting married." don't make the same mistake i did...

4. don't know. i'll agree with you on this one.

5. umm, do i get AC? cause i'd rather summer over winter, but the heat! my gawd the heat!

1. I don't watch either so... I have no opinion.

2. Chameleons rule.

3. I'm with "Itchy" - "Way to step up" is the best one.

4. I like them both.

5. I hate being cold but, again, "Itchy" has a point - it's a heck of a lot easier to get warmer than colder. I'll go with cold.

1. So You Think You Can Dance

2. Cuttlefish kick ass.

3. "wolf it down for breakfast". My favorite part is right at the end.

4. Adam Savage. I have a strange crush on that man. I think it's the glasses and the adolescent sense of humor.

5. TOO COLD. And you stole my line. hehehehe

1. Dancing with the Stars; its a smaller competition with a focused style of dancing, ie Ballroom and Latin.

2. Chameleons. Lizards ROCK! Fish stink.

3. The getting married one. The mom's face was priceless.

4. Who? What? I abstain my vote on this issue.

5. Too hot! I can swim. I can walk around the house naked. I can eat ice cream. If its too cold I shiver and shiver and every muscle in my body just aches, and I CANNOT warm up, no matter how many layers of clothes and blankets I pile on myself. I'm far too vulnerable to hypothermia. Too hot wins my vote without hesitation.

0. I always think of the stupid Mannings when I think of the Chargers drafting. and then i laugh and laugh.
1. SYTYCD has more babes
2. Chameleons
3. Getting married
4. ?
5. Too cold. it's easier to fix

oh and
-1. anna isn't as good as sharapova, but she's cuter!
0. sytycd has more variety

Heh, that thing with the Chargers is just like when Eagles fans boo-ed drafting McNabb. Who did they want instead? Ricky Williams. Yeah.

Also, I'll take Adam Savage because he's funnier, and "too hot", although maybe I can say that because I have A/C.

1 - This is a tough one but I'd have to say So You Think You Can Dance
2 - Cuttlefish - Lizards - ugh
3 - Hope you're not getting married (dont' think I've even seen the other one)
4 - No idea who these people are - I have NO CABLE - can you feel my pain??? :-(
5 - Too hot FOR SURE! Although I very much hate winter here too!!

Sharapova became the top-ranked women's player in the world after Justine Henin's sudden retirement May 14.

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