Hey Freak!

OK, I always forget what's considered "weird"...

Are you weird if your 2nd toe is longer than your big toe, or is it the other way around? I always get those confused.

I accidentally stuck this song in my head, so I figured I'd share. Right click, download, blah blah blah.

Can you imagine if you had the word "blah" copyrighted? You'd be one rich motherfucker.

I love me some gossip, but I hate when the rags combine the names of a couple. TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes). Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). RenKen (Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney). Bennifer (Ben Affleck and any number of Jennifers). See? It bugs. Seriously, I wouldn't want to be known as "half of Moelle," yanno?

OK, my hair is now officially long enough to be "bad." Yes, I have bad hair today.

Why do I get the feeling that today's gonna be a long day? Hahahahah. Get it? Long day! Come on, folks... it's the longest day of the year. Hey, isn't this the day that you can supposedly balance an uncooked egg on its point? Or something like that? Eh, it's been debunked. Shit, there goes my fun for the day.

Did you forget to take your Ritalin today, mikey?

I think it's considered weird if your second toe is longer than your big toe... but I always thought it was normal since thats how my toes are. Yay for being weird.

The days you're supposed to be able to balance an egg are the spring and fall equinoxes, not the summer and winter solstices.

shit, that's another thing i get confused... solstice/equinox. but eh, either way, the egg-balancing thing isn't only on those days...

Mikey, it is called 'Morton's Toe" and is considered a forefoot disorder. The toe leads to ususal pressure on the second metatarsal... ok, I'll stop now.

Ew. I don't want to be half of Moelle either! Or Jikey, for that matter. Or Joikey. Or any variation thereof.

Your hair is crazy, but it's cute. It's THICK! I just wish you'd cut it just once. Before you shave it off, cut it so it looks like a real haircut... just once? for me? So I can see what it might really look like were you to have an actual monchichi-free haircut?

But, I love you bald, with "regular hair" or anything in between.

Haha Joelle, I was just thinking Moelle? Why not Jikey

I'm not one for the abbreviated names either, are we that lazy we can't say Tom and Katie?

sheesh

I hate when they combine names too it's so damn stupid! And the ass who thought it was cute to do should be kicked in the throat.

I always heard that if your second toe was longer than your big one, it meant you were smart.

My grade-school best friend has the longest second toe you've EVER SEEN. She won't wear sandals. I thought she was kidding until she showed me. Seriously, like an inch longer than her big toe. I wouldn't wear sandals, either, if I were her.

you realize that by putting 'moelle' out there, you're now destined to be called that.

GOSSIP ---- "WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the 'Butterscotch Stallion,' has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: 'I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else' -- and proceeded to lick her buttocks for 'over two hours.'"

Well, better Moelle or Jikey than Jokey, right?

moelle.. hahaha. sounds like a sitcom on UPN!

i didnt know today was the longest day of the year. no wonder it feels like i've been at work for an eternity!

I read once that the second toe being longer than the 1st is a trait of most convicted serial killers - so that is weird... is it weird that I have read that?

My left second toe is shorter than my big toe...my right second toe is longer. I'm hoping that cancels out any serial killer traits?

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