Hey Freak!

This is kind of... odd. Weird. Strange.

Remember either of my previous conversations about truck nutz? You know, those fake plastic nuts that (usually) pussies put on their trucks so that people think they're bad-asses? Yeah. Silly, right? Really, they're just the next "evolutional" step after "Calvin peeing on..." window stickers. If you can call that evolution.

But these are fake nuts. Like people are going to be impressed that someone can purchase fake nuts and displays them proudly on his truck. "Oooo, Billy Bob, you've got the best fake nuts in the whole town!" Like, hello, don't these people realize that, in owning and displaying a pair of fake nuts, they're pretty much telling everybody that they don't have real ones?

Seriously, these fake nuts are the equivalent of walking around with a cucumber in your pants. Now, I haven't asked around about this, but are women impressed by guys who are packing cucumbers? No? Really? Go figure.

Same thing applies to fake plastic nuts on your truck. Yet, people still buy them.

Anyway, the newsest incarnation of fake nuts? Fake nuts with a yellow ribbon on the sack.

Yeah.

Support the troops truck nuts. Are you kidding me?

I guess these are made for all those gutless wonders who are still all pro-war, but don't have the balls to sign up to fight themselves. You know, like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.

You're just jealous because your nuts aren't camo.

When they first came out they were kind of the equivalent of the pink ribbon except for Testicular Cancer. Which, although still tacky, was an important message. Now they have evolved into pure crap.

*giggles uncontrollably*

Here in the assbackwards state of Virginia there is a politician who is clamoring to have the truck nutz banned. I wonder if his stance will change now that they've gotten behind the troops?

I mean, there is a rather large military presence in this state. I'd hate for them to miss out on the extra support from the truck nutz crowd.

The guy across the street has truck nutz. More for the crudeness than the bad-ass factor. I think they're hideous. With the yellow ribbon? even worse.

Remember Damp Panties Girl? Yep, she proudly has a pair of truck nuts hanging from the back of her SUV. It would not surprise me to find out that she's rubbing her faux big hairy sack on military guys.

Personally, I don't mind seeing truck nuts on vehicles. Why? Because it let's us all know who the total douchebags are. Well, that and the guys who have really tiny little penises.

Cucumbers and nuts? Reminds me of the salad I ate for lunch.

Ew. Now I need to go vomit.

Okay, I know I just keep leaving you links, but your post reminds me of this:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122006

I say they should make fake nuts for everything. I mean what if you don't drive? You shouldn't be left out. Fake nuts for your bike! Fake nuts for your shoes!

Mac has a point. I have always thought that people should have to wear signs so I would know ahead of time. The truck nutz serve such a purpose. However, once they get away from their truck, I suppose I would still have to speak to them for a moment before figuring it out. Maybe we could get them to wear buttons of nutz instead?

Speaking of which, I live in Texas and have never seen these nutz of which you speak. I shall pay more attention.

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