Hey Freak!

Is it just me, or does everybody see random public nudity every once in a while? Let's see, in the past coupla years, I've stumbled upon a nude photo shoot in the park (at the Presidio), and I've seen people posing nude by the "Welcome to Nevada" sign on the way to Vegas.

Yesterday? I was downtown with my brother. He parked on the street, and I got out of his car, and the first thing I saw when I turned around was this lady pulling up her pants. Not just a little... they were down past her knees. I saw full naked strange lady ass. I tried to get a picture of the front, but... well, I didn't wanna get caught taking pictures, for one (another reason - whoa, not that pretty).

Anyways, we were trying to figure out what she was doing with her pants down. My brother said that he saw a wet spot, so we figured that she just peed there (as if peeing on a streetcorner in the middle of the day is normal). But then again, she was begging for money from everybody who walked by, and there were two other guys there with her (out of frame), so maybe she was selling peeks at her cat. I dunno.

Does this kinda stuff happen to anyone else? Like, maybe you've seen some road head or something?

Thankfully it's only happened to me once. When you go camping, it's not unusual to see people walking around half dressed, right? I'm talking guys without shirts, or people in swimsuits, no big deal. Well, there we were setting up the tent, and out from the bushes walks this couple in their 60's maybe, completely naked, carrying their clothes. I don't care what they were doing back there, but why oh why did they have to wait until they got in plain view to get dressed?! Damn it's not like the place was empty, every camp site was full by then. Ugh.

Funny you should post this today. Just this weekend I saw lots of nudity at my local bar. There were two girls pretty much going at it on the bar. There was dancing in only g-strings and there were naked body shots. The scary thing was that one had a c-section scar, and all I could think (besides the fact that neither of them were really attractive) was that this was somebody's mom.

One time, while we having dinner at Denny's, we saw a guy streaking. There was a motel directly behind Denny's and on the second floor, we saw this guy walking with just a towel on. He looked over at the restaurant, yanked his towel off and ran around the corner. Unfortunately, the kids were with us. Good thing it wasn't a frontal view.

after getting thrown out of a strip club (on account of people being so fucking ass drunk), we were waiting for the red light to turn. all of a sudden i hear the friend in the passenger side screaming out the window, "hey! is that good? why don't you do her?" so i look over and see a woman's head bobbing up and down over the guy's lap. he didn't look all that pleased with the interruption so as soon as the light turned i sped out of there. anyway, far as i can remember, that's the only thing that would apply to your question.

amy, none of that was Sarah, right?

"Selling peeks of her cat"

Awesome.

No. Never once, I don't think. Maybe I need to come hang out with you, bro.

Joelle: No! I would never allow one of my friends to get so drunk they danced naked on the bar of their local! That would just be mean!

Hahahahah!! No, Jo. That's only at JRs in Dallas.

We had gone to the beach, and there was this boy running around naked. He was probably around 9 or 10, I am guessing. Now..nekkid kids at the beach are not unheard of. I was just sorta surprised because he was older...

It soon became clear though WHY he was naked. He was trolling for a place to take a shit. I watched him wander over to a tree, where he proceeded to crap out the biggest damned log I have ever seen.

It made him scream for his mama.

All I could think was "Damn boy, what did you eat??"

yeah, i'm pretty sure ive never stumbled upon a naked stranger. but, my upstairs neighbor does have an "i love roadhead" sticker on his car. and he left his phone number on my door and said to "call sometime". hah.

I've seen the good, the bad and the ugly.

The good? Best example was driving past a frat party at UCLA and this gal just bends over to get something out of her Honda Civic without bending her knees... whoa!
The bad? Homeless lady in Orange just took everything off behind a tree in the circle... I guess that was the ugly, too.

Nope, can't think of one time I've seen anyone naked and in public. It IS you.

Well, I seem to attract men's penises. (*snicker*) On two seperate occasions I saw a homeless guy show me his wang. And once when I was about 15 I was walking home and some guy came running out and showed me his nudeness and asked if I wanted some of it.

Good times.

uh, this sounds like a west coast thing.

A couple of months ago we went to a bar that Jeff's sister bartends on the weekends in Scituate. This girl across from us was obviously quite intoxicated...and from across the bar she looked pretty attractive (up close, not so much)....well we were watching her and she just randomly pulls up her shirt sans bra....then she proceeded to tease the guy she was with and was pretending to go down on him..

It was an interesting show to say the least. They were also thrown out not long after that lol....that's the first public nudity i've seen in my life.

I've only seen two, I believe. The first was when I was working drive-thru as a teen and the guy drove up to get his food. He looked drunk, head lolling... I understood once the girlfriend popped up and grabbed the food!

The second was when I was working a second job at the highway toll booth. Old man, open pants, happy penis. Wish I could forget that one!

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