Hey Freak!

Now, it's no secret that I love me some stupid Grosser than gross jokes.

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Biting into a hot dog and finding veins in it.

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Opening the fridge and having the rump roast fart in your face.

Ah, such good fun. Here, let's try a few more...

I understand that taking a picture helped with evidence and everything...but if I came home and found my husband riding either of my dogs...my phone would be used as if I were Naomi Campbell and then my foot would be up his ass....

At least the other dude was fucking a dead dog...still very gross and wrong...but the first dog was squealing and crying. Come on! That's fucked up. However, the dead dog thing has a second layer of fuckedupeditude to it since the dead dog belonged to the dude's girlfriend...

Fucking your dog....come on!

dude that's just soooo wrong. gives me the willies.

As said in "An American Werewolf in Paris": "What am I being arrested for?" "The possibilities are limitless!"

Ok you win... the "sex with dogs" stories were about the most disgusting things I've heard inawhilel, lol

My favorites ones from elementary school were always:

What's grosser than gross?

A pile of dead babies and a live one on the bottom eating its way out.

What's grosser than gross?

Sliding down a rusty razor blade and landing in a pool of alcohol.

What's grosser than gross?

Kissing your mom.

The dog fucking stories get me for three reasons:

1.) It's a dog. You don't fuck it. You play catch with it, pet it, feed it, etc., but it's not on the list of things that you fuck. This should be clear.

2.) When someone fucks a dog, they have to go through some sort of mental rationale that allows them to think, "Hey, we can fuck dogs, can't we? I'm gonna fuck the dog." That kind of weird thinking makes it easier for me to understand when people think things like, "Hey, let's invade Country X. It'd be doing them a favor," or "I don't need to use my turn signals; I know which way I'm going."

3.) Dogs are naturally very loyal to their owners. At one point in the proceedings, you wonder if the dog had to think, "Well... I guess Jim really needs to get laid. Time to pony up." Or does the dog fight him to the bitter end? Who knows? This is why we need better standards in reporting.

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