Hey Freak!

OK, I'm sure this has been done a billion times before, but it'll be the first time for me.

I want to hear every euphemism for a vagina that there is. So, whatever you've heard, no matter how obscure (in fact, the more obscure, the better!), please share.

I mean, of course, there's pussy. Cunt. Box (I never liked the term box for a vagina. I mean, who wants to put their dick in a box? Oh, wait...). Bearded clam. Vertical smile. Poon/poontang. Trim. Hatchet wound (well, it does bleed every month). Come on, let's hear them all!

And, if you're offended at all by this, I apologize. Please, take this time to call me whatever penis euphemism you'd like to. We'll be "even."

"Yeah, I'm craving burgers. Fur-burgers."

The Doogie line works every time.

Ok, how about these!

Hairy Taco (kind of ethnic)
Hair pie
Punani
Coochie

There are a few.

One of my friends calls hers her "kitty". It drives me crazy. I much prefer "cunt".

Love taco.
Snatch.
Lady business.
Woobie.
Oil pan (what you put the dipstick in to check the levels... geddit?)
Crotch cookie.

Or I don't know what you'd name it, but I think it's hilarious when you make it go "S'allright? S'allright!"

One of my friends created a term, "padende". We thought it sounded like an African grassland. Other than that, we call it a "pec pec" (it's the filipino term for vagina, although I'm not too sure on spelling). You cannot forget the "wonderful" new term that rap has given us, monkey.

Twat.

And then, for I am from WV and like to be a hick in written form, I'll write 'giner. I like it. My 'giner. I have a 'giner. Yay!

Hoo hah

Sadly, my daughter picked up on this and used it often when she was potty training.

Joining suit because I once asked my readers to submit pet names for breasts, it was fun AND educational.

Peach
Girl Bits (I KNOW, so vague!)
V-Jay (from an annoying DJ on morning radio here in Seattle)

Personally, I say pussy - for parts and people alike.

Beaver
Stuff

And one that breaks my heart from a kid I babysat many years ago "shame-shame." I'm sure she is still in therapy for that one.

I had a 3yo patient who had some work done "down there." She was spanish speaking and said "My sapito hurts." I know enough spanish to sound stupid, so I just assumed that it was the appropriate word. Her mom told me it meant "little frog" and they didn't know why she called it that.

This is from Brighton Beach Memoirs (a play and a movie) The Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

That's reserved for just the right occasion. I like twat and badgina.

My husband calls it a squawtch. Go figure.

Cootchie
Velvet Tunnel
A Little Bit of Heaven
Magic Vee
Sacred Garden
It ( as in Lick It - my wife's favorite )

I've taken to calling it Teh Vag.

I did not find this offensive at all. I found it hilarious! Keep adding, I dont know these!

My daughter calls it her Tootie or her bagina. And I feel really really silly for admitting this, BUT, when I was growing up, for some reason, I called it my squatty-squat - WTH is that? Ugghh. I cannot believe I just told you that.

Possibly the most underused/underrated: Gash

Found your blog by blog hopping, have to join in here as i made tshirts with names for the lovely ladies who performed in the Vagina Monologues with me for three years running. This is going to take up some room...but, here's my whole list(95 names):

Sugar Dish,Pussy Cat,Coochie,Coochie Snorcher Cooter,Pal,Honey Pot,Hot Box,Beaver,Cunt
Twat,Hoo-Ha,Ya-Ya,Pussy,Hidden Cave,Wookie
Down There,Cunny,Mound,Snatch,Flower,Oopy
Ying Yang,Fur Pie,Kitty,Jane,Wachee,Weewee
Peepee,Connie,Yoni,Thatch,Fanny,Muff,Snatch
Very Thing,Privates,Venus,Cherry,Nappy Dugout
Punani,Moneymaker,Split Knish,Pink Panther
Foxhole,Peach,Candy Kiss,Goodie Basket
Bingo Card,Box,Bush,Cookie,Pink,Pookie
Deedee,Dignity,Nishi,Labbe,VA,Fannyboo
Pajama,Mongo,Mookie,Powderbox,Mushmellow
Princess Box,Lily,Lotus Blossom,Pooku
Dina,Princess,Cupcake,Missy,Downstairs,Vajayjay
Bajingo,Quim

*deep breath* And now that ive frightened you horribly based on my weird hobbies of collecting names for your vagina, ill go. ahem.

I heard "cookie" a lot in college, which I find fairly inoffensive.

The other, though, that a bunch of us said for years was "nu nu." I was hanging out with a bunch of folk in college, everyone watching a movie, when apparently one of our Scandanavian soccer players was being groped by some pervy boy. During a quiet part of the movie, she yells out a heavily accented, "don't touch my nu-nu!"

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