Hey Freak!

I love Bizarro World. In Bizarro World, anything can happen.

If you're not familiar with Bizarro World, you can see some examples here.

Ready?

In Bizarro World...

... Jim Messina still has his career manufacturing soundtrack music, and Kenny Loggins... well, nobody's heard from him since the 70's.

... Britney Spears just dumped super-loser Justin Timberlake, while some young hotshot named Kevin Federline works on what's sure to be his third platinum rap album.

... Ryan Leaf is enjoying another MVP season as QB for the Chargers, while Peyton Manning is busy spending his meager wages on beer and strippers.

And, last, but not least...

In Bizarro World, Mackenzie Astin just won People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" for the second time, while George Clooney is trying to talk Cloris Leachman or Charlotte Rae into a very touching summer Facts of Life reunion special. (Totally stole that one from Patricia, but hey, at least I made it "current.")

you know how you say it's the little things? well, in my case it's the little weird things ... like i get a silly weird sense of joy in remembering that clooney was on the facts of llfe. i think it's because it's something nobody ever seems to remember and whenever it comes up they're always surprised. the feeling is slightly intensified when i remind people he was on a sitcom called e/r way before the nbc drama. see, it doesn't get "littler" than that!

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