Hey Freak!

First of all, Happy Good Friday to everybody. It's not a holiday I usually celebrate, but I have the day off because of it, so hey, might as well, right?

Well, you know what Friday means around these parts... it's time for Match Game. But this week, we're gonna do something a little different. No, nothing major - the game will still be played the same way, but I'll hold off on posting the answers until later. (update: the answers are up! but that shouldn't stop you from playing along first, if you haven't yet) Hopefully, this'll encourage more people to leave their answers (as opposed to just reading the answers and leaving). C'mon everybody... play along. The more, the merrier, and there are no stupid answers.

But first, the panelists:

Sara - has an unhealthy obsession with former Real World-er Eric Neis, but she's cute, so we give her a break. Now, where's that wine?

Michele - what can I say about Michele... (that won't get me killed) She's a little bit American Idol, and a lot of rock n roll.

Piehole - OMIGOD. The funniest. Girl. Ever. No, seriously, she's a riot. And she still believes that little tiny bands exist in car stereos.

Laura - a tree hugger from New York, if you can believe that. A tree hugger that takes like, 10 hours to style her hair. If you can believe that.

Penn - she's the kind of friend I'd like to have around, just so I could tag along with her, because she's always out doing something cool. Well, environmentally cool.

Maine - a beard farmer from VA who loves Chinese food. And he's got a name for everybody.

Gawd, those descriptions keep getting harder and harder to write. Let's just get to the damned questions:

1. Man, Sir Mix a Lot is sure getting old. Instead of singing about how baby got back, he talks about how baby got ______.



2. Lenny the Lush said, "I've got to stop drinking so much. Last night, I went out to a bar with some friends. This morning, I woke up with a _________."



3. Bob said "I finally got rid of all my troubles and woes. I sent my _______ to Miami."



4. Greg Brady once admitted "Damn that Marsha. You know, if she weren't my sister, I'd ________ her."



5. Gas prices are so high... (how high are they?) Well, they're so high, a gallon doesn't just cost an arm and a leg... it costs an arm, a leg, and a(n) _______.

Panelists answers to follow soon... so make sure to leave yours!

OK you impatient bastards. Here are the panel's answers:

1. 'roids
2. tootless ho
3. mother in law
4 cut
5. nut

1. daiper rash and a shitty daiper
2. 'sanctity of life' protestor and a living will
3. penis
4. fist
5. pancreatic tumor

1. arthritis
2. bouncer
3. brain
4. marry
5. another leg

1. Depends
2. Terri Schiavo
3. Tom Delay
4. Bukake
5. Mexican

1. Medicare
2. man
3. wife
4. bone
5. left nut

1. shingles
2. horse head
3. accountant
4. dirty sanchez
5. midget irishman

-z

1. real teeth
2. jock strap and a jar of mayonnaise
3. porn collection
4. wank
5. second mortgage

Hey, Mikey! Where are the answers? We're waiting. *taps foot* *looks at watch*

1. Bags
2. Raccoon
3. wife
4. screw
5. left nut

1. diaper rash
2. bottle in my bed
3. mother-in-law
4. do
5. piece of ass

1. Geritol
2. drunk drag queen
3. parole officer
4. Johnny Bravo
5. loan application

I want to be a panelist!

1. an artificial hip
2. "rick" the bartender
3. mistress
4. teabag
5. my right nut

1. Slack
2. Kennedy
3. Wife
4. Marry
5. wing

1. gas
2. wife
3. dick
4. pimp
5. my firstborn

1. 15 to 20 for possession with intent to distribute.
2. pony.
3. colon
4. impale
5. blowjob

1.baggy
2. Matt Le Blanc
3. brain-damaged wife
4.hit
5.gonad

you forgot the answer to #1 and me and sara matched 2 because we're BFF!!!!!! WWNSAT!

1. rack
2. transvestite
3. hoes
4. throttle
5. eyelash

I would just like to point out that I DON'T STILL BELIEVE TINY BANDS LIVE IN CAR STEREOS, thank you very much... The TV, though, is a whole 'nother story.

1. Laxativs
2. Threesome
3. Ho's
4. Fuck
5. Appendix

1. backaches
2. black eye & no clothes (lame, i know)
3. mother
4. punch
5. ass-fucking

YES! One match with "Dirty Sanchez."

Me and Maine, BFF! See you this summer!

-z

diapers
tatoo
wife
smack
torso

1. dentures
2. bartender
3. wife
4. screw
5. bank account

10 hours???? dude. it's only like 2. geesh. way to exaggerrate.

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