Good morning younglings, it's time for another edition of
Match Game!
But first, let's meet this week's panelists. No descriptions today; it's a free forum this time:
Lyn: "Secret secret, I've got a secret." But we all know that she's Kilroy, disguised as Mrs. Roboto.
Michele: "The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
Maine: "Maine, consume his love or devour his hate - it only powers his escape. Also? He once killed a dead guy."
Julie (a non-blogger, so no link): A molecular biologist from Portland, OR playing with prostate and breast cells in hopes of one day curing cancer. Also aspires to find the Wonder Woman theme song ring tone.
Ms. Pants: Ms. Pants is waiting for "shit talking" to become an olympic sport so she can do it for her country. She's got great tits, looks fab in pink, and knows where the pollen goes. She's not in the market for a cool rider; she'd rather go prowlin.'
Robyn: "I'd like to give you a "description" but.....my little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis."
Whoa. OK, then. What say we move onto the questions now...
- Kevin Federline could never be a Jedi Knight... Yoda knows that he'd only use his powers to get _____.
- My company's IT Department really sucks. The network goes down so much that we nicknamed it "_____."
- The cowboy treated his wife like he treated his horse... he _____-ed her
- Boise, ID has the weirdest Mardi Gras tradition. Instead of flashing for beads, the girls flash for _____.
- Joey said "Waiting in line to see Revenge of the Sith last night, I saw a lot of freaks. I haven't seen that many freaks since the last time I was at _____."
Bonus Match:
Get _____
As always, leave your answers in the comments, and
I'll post the panel's answers later the answers are below. Don't look before you answer!
1. Kevin Federline could never be a Jedi Knight... Yoda knows that he'd only use his powers to get _____.
Lyn: laid
Michele: a case of pork rinds
Maine: unemployment checks
Julie: a TV reality show
Ms. Pants: hookers
Robyn: Coors Light
2. My company's IT Department really sucks. The network goes down so much that we nicknamed it "_____."
Lyn: the DL (like in baseball)
Michele: Paris Hilton
Maine: XTina
Julie: Courtney
Ms. Pants: Britney
Robyn: Paris Hilton
3. The cowboy treated his wife like he treated his horse... he _____-ed her.
Lyn: saddled
Michele: mounted
Maine: mounted
Julie: branded
Ms. Pants: bred
Robyn: de-wormed
4. Boise, ID has the weirdest Mardi Gras tradition. Instead of flashing for beads, the girls flash for _____.
Lyn: potato sacks
Michele: potatoes
Maine: engagement rings
Julie: potatoes
Ms. Pants: plane tickets
Robyn: potatoes
5. Joey said "Waiting in line to see Revenge of the Sith last night, I saw a lot of freaks. I haven't seen that many freaks since the last time I was at _____."
Lyn: comic con
Michele: the Star Trek convention
Maine: Neverland
Julie: Wal-Mart
Ms. Pants: Mardi Gras in Boise, ID
Robyn: SxSW
Bonus Match:
Get _____
Lyn: Get busy
Michele: Get bent
Maine: Get busy
Julie: Get bent
Ms. Pants: Get stuffed
Robyn: Get down on it
And, as always, in case you're curious... my answers:
1. women pregnant
2. Britney
3. rode
4. warm clothes
5. the DMV
B. Get laid, get fucked. Shoot 'em down, turn around, come on, Mony... Hey! (
Hey what?)
That's it for this week. Make sure and tune in next week, where the panel will all be topless!
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1. someone pregnant
2. Sucky McSucksalot
3. spurred
4. french fries
5. Mikey's blog
Bonus: Get out!
Bonus 2: Get jiggy with it
Bonus to match Mikey: Get laid
Posted by
Ms.Q on 05/20 at 08:10 AM
1. laid
2. monica lewinsky
3. whipped
4. potatoes
5. Rocky Horror Picture Show
B. Bent
Posted by
jason on 05/20 at 08:52 AM
1. laid
2. microsoft
3. branded (?)
4. potatoes
5. walmart
bonus: fucked
my captcha was *masochist* how'd you know? who's been talking?
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/20 at 08:59 AM
1. a skanky ho pregnant
2. Deep Throat
3. clipped her balls
4. healthcare
5. Rick Santorum's bachelor party
Posted by
mac on 05/20 at 09:38 AM
1. Laid
2. Hooker
3. Branded
4. Potatoes
5. Wal-Mart
Bonus: Bent
Fucked
Out
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/20 at 09:51 AM
1. a gig as a backup Jedi dancer
2. Monica
3. "oat-bagged"
4. Cheetos. Idaho girls love them cheetos.
5. the DMV
B. back, honky cat
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/20 at 10:10 AM
1. out of this farcical charade called a marriage.
2. Titanic
3. groomed
4. spuds of all shapes and sizes.
5. my family reunion!!!
Bonus: Get Carter
Posted by
Shawn on 05/20 at 10:22 AM
1. out of his pathetic marriage
2. cunni-linux
3. spayed
4. potatoes
5. the White House
Bonus: a life
Posted by
jo-fo on 05/20 at 12:18 PM
1. Hoez n shizz.
2. Paris Hilton
3. Mounted
4. Potatoes
5. heyfreak.com
B. your titties out of my face, unless you plan on riding my two inches of fury.
Posted by
Pete on 05/20 at 12:22 PM
1. Laid
2. Monica
3. Mount-
4. Tater tots
5. My Mom's house
Bonus: Your beer here here!
Posted by
Lesley on 05/20 at 01:19 PM
1. Justin Timberlake killed
2. St. Louis Cardinals
3. saddled
4. cattle
5. Revenge of the Sith
Bonus: Get busy
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/20 at 01:27 PM
1. Wardrobe Malfunctions
2. Linda Lovelace
3. de-wormed
4. Potatoes
5. Starbucks
Bonus: Get Out of Town
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/20 at 02:46 PM
1. Busy
2. Head nurse
3. rode her hard and put her up wet
4. Taters
5. Wal-Mart
Bonus: Lucky
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/20 at 03:44 PM
1) Britney to rip up her prenuptial agreement.
2) Tracy Lords
3) saddled
4) potatoes
5) a Star Wars movie.
Bonus: Bent
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