Dude. I swear I didn't plan this, but this, the 13th episode of
Match Game, falls on Friday the 13th. You
have to play, now.
But first, let's meet the panel. Complete with high school yearbook descriptions.
Kymberlie: voted most likely to get arrested while doing a suggestive Cheerleading routine.
Michele: voted most likely to be a list-making writer for VH1.
Maine: voted most likely to have his own sitcom.
Nosey Rosey: voted most likely to be the crazy cat lady in town.
Anne: voted most likely to replace J.P. Prewitt as the "World's Greatest Hand Model."
Y: voted most likely to be arrested for stalking Todd Glass.
In case you're curious, I wasn't voted on for anything in high school. I was a big nobody. Hey, what can I say? Nerds aren't the most popular folk.
Anyways, it's what you've been waiting for... the questions!
- Bob the dolphin trainer said, "That's the last time I ever try that trick. I was holding a fish out, and that dolphin almost bit my _____ off. "
- The realistic pastor said "The lord giveth, and _____ taketh away."
- Ed the lab worker said "Yo, Frank. I drank that Mountain Dew You left in the fridge." Frank replied, "Dude. That wasn't Mountain Dew. It was _____."
- Sarah really wanted to join the band, but there wasn't really a place for her. The only instrument she was good at was the _______.
- Marsha said "My husband's cooking is so bad..." (How bad is it?) "Well, it's so bad, even _____ wouldn't eat it."
Super duper call a roofer Bonus Match:
Barely _____
There ya go! As always, leave your answers in the comments, and
I'll put up the panel's answers later on today the answers are below! But don't look until you've answered. And, as always, the person who matches the most gets a lifetime supply of... my admiration. And bragging rights. Hey, it's all in good fun, right? So let's have some fun!
1. Bob the dolphin trainer said, "That's the last time I ever try that trick. I was holding a fish out, and that dolphin almost bit my _____ off. "
Kymberlie: nose
Michele: balls
Maine: nipple
Nosey Rosey: arm
Anne: flipper
Y: cock
2. The realistic pastor said "The lord giveth, and _____ taketh away."
Kymberlie: the IRS
Michele: the IRS
Maine: the wife
Nosey Rosey: I
Anne: your siblings
Y: greedy ass government
3. Ed the lab worker said "Yo, Frank. I drank that Mountain Dew You left in the fridge." Frank replied, "Dude. That wasn't Mountain Dew. It was _____."
Kymberlie: pee
Michele: radioactive waste
Maine: The Hulk's urine
Nosey Rosey: Lestoil
Anne: pure yellow #5. Shrinks yer balls, mhmm.
Y:
Diet Mountain Dew
4. Sarah really wanted to join the band, but there wasn't really a place for her. The only instrument she was good at was the _______.
Kymberlie: ukelele
Michele: skin flute
Maine: digeridoo
Nosey Rosey: washboard
Anne: skin flute. (like I could resist)
Y: kazoo (I totally resisted the urge to say "the flesh flute")
5. Marsha said "My husband's cooking is so bad..." (How bad is it?) "Well, it's so bad, even _____ wouldn't eat it."
Kymberlie: dog
Michele: Mikey
Maine: Terry Schiavo
Nosey Rosey: his mother
Anne: the dog
Y: the stray dog
Super duper call a roofer Bonus Match:
Barely _____
Kymberlie: Barely there
Michele: Barely breathing
Maine: Barely breathing
Nosey Rosey: Barely there
Anne: Barely legal
Y: Barely human
And not like anyone cares, but my answers were:
1. hand
2. the IRS
3. a urine sample
4. male organ
5. starving children in Africa (wha, didn't
everybody get that lecture from their mom?)
B. Barely legal
That's it for this week. Thanks for playing, and make sure to come back next week!
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Posted by mikey at 05:49 PM.
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1. nub
2. Dubya
3. Antifreeze
4. skin flute
5. the garbage disposal
bonus: legal
PS - Dude, I just have to tell you that you have the best words to type in for verification. Coitus? Pure gold!
Posted by
jo-fo on 05/13 at 08:39 AM
1. Hand
2. Your soon-to-be-ex wife
3. Courtney Love's urine sample
4. Mouth Harp
5. Survivor Contestants
Bonus: Legal
Posted by
Amy on 05/13 at 08:50 AM
1. Tuna
2. The IRS
3. Radioactive piss
4. Fluglehorn
5. His intestinal parasites
Posted by
QC on 05/13 at 08:50 AM
Jo-fo, I think you have the best answer for #5!!
Posted by
Amy on 05/13 at 08:51 AM
1. Nipple Ring.
2. Syphilis
3. The urine I had listed on EBAY!
4. Skin Flute
5. STEVE!
Bonus: conscious
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 08:52 AM
1. fingers
2. the IRS
3. piss
4. skin-flute
5. the dog
Super duper call a roofer Bonus Match:
Barely Legal.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 09:18 AM
dick
the government
piss
spoons
maggots
there
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 09:24 AM
1. Weiner
2. The mortgage company
3. Drug test
4. Skin Flute
5. The dog
BOnus: Legal
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 09:29 AM
I was honest to god voted as "most likely to bump into you in the hall and make you drop your books"
it's an Aries thing.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 10:49 AM
1. wang
2. child-support obligations
3. my carbonated & artificially sweetened urine sample
4. gravity bong
5. Bad-Cookin'-Lovin' Al
Bonus: There
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 01:37 PM
1. head
2. the church
3. cerebrospinal fluid
4. air guitar
5. Michael Moore
Bonus: audible
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 05:29 PM
Why is it that every time I see a Match Game entry, the theme from The Dating Game ends up stuck in my head?!
Posted by
QC on 05/13 at 06:21 PM
damn, that's the closest i've gotten yet!
Posted by
becky on 05/13 at 07:37 PM
dick
the lord
alien splooge
skin flute
ben affleck
bonus: Legal
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 05/13 at 09:21 PM
1. Mackerel
2. The IRS
3. Mello Yello
4. Uneven Bars
5. Michael Moore
Bonus: Seventeen, and barely dressed.
Posted by
Jeff R. on 05/16 at 09:19 AM
1. pecker
2. the IRS
3. radioactive rat urine (Ed later changed his name to Master Splinter)
4. recorder
5. flies
Bonus: Legal
Posted by
BillH on 05/16 at 09:34 PM
