It's Friday! You know what that means... it's time for
tequila shots Match Game!
As always, let's meet the panel first...
Lisa: a chestnut tree from the northwest who likes restore classic cars when she's not teaching herself to juggle chainsaws.
Michele: a [bleep]in' [bleep] famous for [bleep]ing on [bleep]in' right-wing talk radio.
Maine: once linked with Eva Garcia, this video game developer also spends time teaching mime to the homeless.
Raven: a professional mixed drink taster, she once tried out for
American Idol, singing her rendition of Wham's "Careless Whisper."
PJay: a professional male model who donates his spare time teaching children to read good, he also co-owns a center for ants.
Judy: a Shakespearian actress who's looking to break through in action films, and a black belt holder in three different martial arts diciplines, so don't mess with her.
OK, enough with the pleasantries... it's time for the questions!
- Man, Joan Jett has gotten old. Instead of singing "I Love Rock n' Roll," now she sings "I Love _____."
- Bob is really taking "casual Friday" thing too far. I just saw him walking around the office in a ______.
- Weird Wanda is so weird... (How weird is she?) She's so weird, during Mardi Gras, she flashes her _____(s).
- Daniel LaRusso was horrified to find Mr. Miyagi masturbating. Even worse, while he was doing it, he was chanting "Wax on, _____ off."
- You know you live in a hick area when you go outside and see your neighbor's _____ up on blocks.
Extreme Bonus Match:
morning _____
As always, leave your answers in the comments, and I'll post the panel's answers
later on today. If I remember. below. The answers are below. But if you haven't played along yet, leave your answers in the comments before you read on! Trust me, it's more fun that way.
OK, here we go.
Man, Joan Jett has gotten old. Instead of singing "I Love Rock n
Roll," now she sings "I Love _____."
Lisa: Metamucil
Michele: Metamucil
Maine: rocking chairs
Raven: my grey pubes
PJay: AARP
Judy: Depends
Bob is really taking "casual Friday" thing too far. I just saw him
walking around the office in a ______.
Lisa: thong
Michele: bathrobe
Maine: towel
Raven: thong
PJay: toga
Judy: thong
Weird wanda is so weird... (How weird is she?) She's so weird,
during Mardi Gras, she flashes her _____(s).
Lisa: kneecaps
Michele: pecs
Maine: teeth
Raven: poon
PJay: hammer toes
Judy: phalanges
Daniel LaRusso was horrified to find Mr. Miyagi masturbating. Even
worse, while he was doing it, he was chanting "Wax on, _____ off."
Lisa: whacks
Michele: jack
Maine: get
Raven: jerk
PJay: gets me
Judy: jerk
You KNOW you live in a hick area when you go outside and see
your neighbor's _____ up on blocks.
Lisa: home
Michele: horse
Maine: front yard
Raven: mother-in-law
PJay: cow
Judy: truck
Bonus:
morning _____
Lisa: morning
coffee
Michele: morning
wood
Maine: morning
wood
Raven: morning
fucky-face
PJay: morning
dew
Judy: morning
wood
My answers:
1. Geritol
2. robe
3. uvula
4. wacks
5. wife
B. wood
That's it for this week. How'd you do?
Make sure to stay tuned next week... all the panelists will be topless! It should be a hoot.
Have a good weekend!
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1. Viagra
2. thong
3. armpits
4. whack
5. ATV
Bonus: glory (as in the meteorically successful album title from Oasis, not the flower. Not that there would be anything wrong with that if it were.)
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/29 at 08:12 AM
1. Lawrence Welk
2. Speedo
3. Immediate relatives
4. oh-Daniel-san-gets-me...
5. Riding lawn mower
Bonus: Morning -wood-. Too easy. (And also too hard, ba-dum-bum.)
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/29 at 08:18 AM
1. ...a good bowel movement.
2. ...pantomime horse
3. ...armpits
4. ...slave. Now wax...
5. ...bathtup...
Bonus:
morning becomes Elektra
Posted by
Jeff R. on 04/29 at 08:40 AM
Man, Joan Jett has gotten old. Instead of singing "I Love Rock n' Roll," now she sings "I Love
Bladder Control."
Bob is really taking "casual Friday" thing too far. I just saw him walking around the office in a
drunken stupor.
Weird Wanda is so weird... (How weird is she?) She's so weird, during Mardi Gras, she flashes her
colon.
Daniel LaRusso was horrified to find Mr. Miyagi masturbating. Even worse, while he was doing it, he was chanting "Wax on,
wank off."
You know you live in a hick area when you go outside and see your neighbor's
freshly killed deer carcas up on blocks.
Extreme Bonus Match:
morning
head
Posted by
Macca on 04/29 at 09:07 AM
...oops, forgot my bonus answer:
...has broken...
( and then Bluto grabs my guitar, smashes it to tiny bits and says, "Sorry...")
Posted by
LDH on 04/29 at 09:19 AM
Rock'n chairs
Speedo
pits
Whacks
9yo granddaughter
bonus: woodbreath.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/29 at 09:22 AM
1. Ms. Clairol
2. condom
3. tonsils
4. whack me
5. trailer
Bonus: sickness
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/29 at 09:23 AM
1. Geritol
2. Muu Muu
3. Pits
4. Jack
5. Pool
Morning Glory
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/29 at 09:47 AM
1. bladder control
2. sports bra
3. gums
4. whacks
5. yacht
Bonus: sickness
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/29 at 10:17 AM
1. decorative salad bowl
2. banana sling
3. grandparents
4. oh,
wax on Daniel-san, when I watch you in those sweatpants it totally gets me
5. blog
Posted by
Hubris on 04/29 at 10:21 AM
