Hey Freak!

Good morning, sports fans. Yeah, so I missed out putting up Match Game last Friday. I thought I'd have time before I had to disconnect my computer, but I guess I was wrong. Woops.

But we can't miss out on any more of these, so... here we are. Monday Match Game.

The panel for today, with... their first celebrity crushes.

Aurora - Johnny Depp during the 21 Jump Street era. Funny, no mention of Richard Grieco.

Michele - Leif Garrett. Had the poster, joined the fanclub, sealed letters with kisses. Doctors agree that she's currently not a danger to society.

Maine - Sheena Easton. But which one? The "My Baby Takes the Morning Train" one, or the one from the Bally's Fitness commercials?

Becki - first crush was... LaVar? From Reading Rainbow? I'm not familiar with this guy (never heard of the show), so I'm not able to satisfactorily make fun of her. You're lucky this time, Becki...

Alex - Rick Shroeder. Finally. I woulda been surprised if I got through this whole thing without one of these girls mentioning Rick or that dude from "Saved by the Bell." What was his name?

Joelle - surprisingly, her first crush wasn't me. It was John Taylor of Duran Duran. I knew I shoulda learned how to play bass instead of the violin.

Sorry, but first crushes make me laugh. For the record, mine was either the blonde(r) chick from Abba, or Julie the Cruise Director. Not Lauren Tewes, the actress who played her, but seriously, the character Julie. Quite literally, she was a blonde who showed everybody a good time. How can you not like someone like that? Heh. But, I digress. The questions:

1. Did you hear about the new Hawai'ian Wahine doll? Wind her up, and she gives you a ______.




2. Buoyed by their success of "Dancing with the Stars," ABC is releasing a different but similar version for next season... it's called "_____-ing with the Stars."




3. I was at a swinger wedding a while back, and it was pretty strange. At the end of the ceremony, the preist said "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the ____."




4. Ellen said "My husband is the world's worst carpenter. He tried to build a treehouse for our kids, but it looks more like a _____."




5. Lindsay Lohan is so skinny... (How skinny is she?) Well, she's so skinny, even _____ has been quoted saying "Damn, girl. Eat a sandwich!"



Bonus: Lemon _____

There ya go! Answers will be posted later on today below. Match all you want - we'll make more!

LaVar from Reading Rainbow is the guy who played Geordie on TNG. *giggle*

(but that was 20+ years ago, and he was pretty cute...)

1. lei
2. Chiropractic realignment
3. bridesmaids
4. nest
5. Karen Carpenter
B. drops

Tanya beat me to it... It's Levar Burton, who played Geordi LaForge on ST:TNG.

geezus, I must be old. i don't know LaVar as "Geordi from ST: TNG"... he's totally Kunta Kinte from "Roots." damn, folks, didn't you ever see Roots?

Weird. I was thinking you're a Star Trek geek, for some reason. Nevermind.

OMG! I can't believe I forsook Fred Grandy! I take it back! Fred Grandy was officially my first crush.

or is it forsought? foresought? Foresook? SOMETHIN'.

First off, happy move!

First crush... hmm, I'm old. Probably Shaun Cassidy. Or Parker Stephenson. One of those Hardy Boys.

Match Game on Monday - it works!

1. lei


2. schmoozing


3. attendants


4. tree-trailer


5. Mary-Kate

Bonus: "tweest"

He's TOTALLY from Roots!!!

ps. It's really sad that you've never heard of Reading Rainbow

1. lei

2. schtupping

3. bride's Mom

4. tenement

5. Calista Flockhart

Bonus: Lemon curry

For what it's worth, my first crush was Cat Woman (Julie Newmar).

1. lei
2. mingling
3. entire bridal party
4.
5. Calista Flockhart
B. Heads

Hee. Richard Grieco has date rapist eyes. Yay for the move being finished!!

1. lei
2. Horizontal Mambo-ing
3. bridesmaids
4. tree outhouse
5. Callista Flockhart

B: Heads

1. Lei
2. Re-habing
3. Priest
4. Still
5. Twiggy

Bonus: Lemon Lime

1. Lei
2. Hokey Pokey
3. Matron of Honor
4. outhouse
5. Calista Flockhart

Lemon Drop

1. Hawaiian hum job
2. Drinking
3. photographer
4. garage
5. Mary-Kate Olson

Bonus: Curry? (Monty Python)

Didn't Richard Greico reach his "peak" in "Sexual Predator"?

Hey, Joelle, Fred Grandy is now a Congressman for my state, Iowa. (Fallen a long ways from Gopher, huh?)

Just for the record, my first crush was Goldie Hawn on the show "Laugh In".

Too late for match game, really. But my first crush was Erin Gray (Buck Rogers era). Once she was on Silver Spoons it was all over for me.

-z

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