Hey Freak!

Good morning! I hope you're all having a good Friday so far. Me? I woke up thinking it was Saturday. What a downer. But enough about me... let's meet your panel for this week:

Former Eagles cheerleader but was kicked off the team for associating with Cowboys fans, say hello to Geeky!

New York State Champion and national finalist in thumb wrestling, you can catch her on ESPN 8 (The Ocho!), give it up for Michele!

The man with such legendary fighting abilities, he's been banned from the Kumite, please welcome (or he'll kill you) Maine!

The world's foremost exotic pet trainer; she's taken some time off from her successful Komodo Dragon show in Vegas, so let's give a big welcome for Gen! (just a reminder - NSFW)

It's Michael Bolton's only remaining fan, so please be nice to her... let's have a big hand for Feistydoll!

I'm not sure if it's such a good idea to have this one right next to Feistydoll, because they'll be gabbing on and on and on during the show... but eh, so what? How about a big welcome for our favorite comedian groupie... hello, Y!

One of these times, I'm gonna remember to have these people write their own descriptions. Komodo Dragon trainer? Where did that come from?

Anyway.

On to the questions!

1. My friend Jack has to be the world's best salesman. Why, just the other day, he sold _____ to Britney Spears.



2. Frank said "My HMO really sucks. Yesterday, I had a really bad headache, and instead of sending me to my regular doctor, they sent me to Dr. _____."



3. In Pamplona, Spain, they have the "Running of the Bulls." In Washington, D.C., they have the "Running of the _____."



4. What do you get when you cross Sir Mix-a-Lot with Oprah? I don't know either, but it'll sing "I like big ____ and I cannot lie..."



5. Nicole Richie is sooo skinny... (How skinny is she?) Well, she's so skinny, when she goes to the park, the _____s feed her.
   
   Bonus: Fur _____

Same as always - leave your answers in the comments, and I'll post the panel's answers later below!

1. soap
2. Doolittle
3. mouths
4. money
5. pigeons
B. Fur Elise

1. shoes
2. feelgood
3. stupid politicians
4. cupcakes
5. homeless

boa

haha the idea of me as a cheerleader is HILARIOUS.

1. A subscription to Parents magazine
2. Feelgood
3. Mouths
4. Egos
5. Pigeons

Bonus: -niture.

1. class
2. Frankenstein
3. Idiots
4. ratings
5. squirrels (or rats. I had to do einie meanie moe...)

Bonus: Hat
(again...thinking of George and the fur hat that he does a leave behind of and sings the "Cooostanza" ditty to the tune of "By Mennon".

1. a talentless scuzzy guy (like she needs another one)

2. Dr. Dre and Ed Lover.

3. Bills.

4. bank accounts

5. pigeons

B: Coat

1. style
2. Cruise
3. mouths
4. thighs
5. homeless

Bonus: burger

1) condoms
2) Dre
3) mouths
4) Macs
5) senior citizens

Bonus: Burger

1) a copy of GQ magazine
2) BallCracker
3) old farts
4) prizes
5) homeless

b) lining

1. talent
2. Doolittle
3. Bullshit
4. Gulps
5. pigeons

flies

1. a video camera
2. Dr. Dre
3. asses
4. mouths
5. bird-feeders

Fur burgers (yea, I've been craving burgers, too...FUR BURGERS) (my favorite line in that movie)

1. birth control
2. Frist
3. Incompetents
4. hair
5. activists

bonus: pie

hahah I was going to say "Gayle Kings" for number #4 too. I'm laughing at how similar me and fiestydolls answers are. haha. WE BOTH SAID CLASS FOR #1. Awesome.

I was laughing about that too, Y. Hilarious. No wonder we met and never stopped talking in Vegas. HAHAHAH

Oh, and ps Mikey - I am WAY more Metal than Michael. I swear it, go read my blog.

So, I suck. Happy belated birthday.

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